The heroic warrior He-Man battles against the evil lord Skeletor and his armies of darkness for control of Castle Grayskull. There is no Fisto, Cringer or Orko.

Join Jason and Jef as they discuss Anal Portals, Angry Butt Plugs and Synthesizers....oh and SWORDS AND SORCERY!!

A young Gaul named Vercingetorix says he's going to make a girl he just met his queen while his dad gets killed by his brother, i think...and then...well...there's a druid...and Caesar...and...uh.

Join Jason and Jef as they discuss Maniple Formation, Foreheads and Horse Shit...oh and also SWORDS AND SWORCERY!

The most powerful legend of all is back in a new adventure.

Conan leads a ragtag group of adventurers on a quest for a princess...or a queen...or a god.

Join Jason and Jef as they discuss: Chimps, Camels, Lizard Nipples...oh and also SWORDS AND SWORCERY!

Thief

Warrior

Gladiator

King

...um ok

A young boy, Conan, becomes a slave after his parents are killed and tribe destroyed by a savage warlord and sorcerer, Thulsa Doom. When he grows up he becomes a fearless, invincible fighter. Set free, he plots revenge against Thulsa Doom.

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A 20th-century sorceress travels back 1000 years in time to help the Master Magician rewrite a legend.

The story of a woman in falling into an icy cave at Stonehenge and waking up in Arthurian times amidst the love triangle between Lancelot, Queen Guinevere, and King Arthur, as the Queen is kidnapped by the King's evil sister Morgan La Fey.

Join Jason and Jef as they discuss how hard it is to rainbow when people are watching, unfortunate disformities, garbage bag dragons...oh and also SWORDS and SORCERY!

No Good without Evil. No Love without Hate. No Innocence without Lust.
I am Darkness.

A young forest boy must stop the Lord of Darkness from destroying daylight and marrying the princess he loves.

Join Jason and Jef as they discuss audio technology, fairy logic, goblin rhyming slang ...oh and also SWORDS and SORCERY!

Its talons tear. Its breath burns. It is terror. And only sorcery can destroy it

A young wizarding apprentice takes on a quest to kill a dragon which has been devouring girls from a nearby kingdom.

Join Jason and Jef as they discuss the birds and the bees, dance lessons at Cragganmoor, Kingdom policies ...oh and also SWORDS and SORCERY!

No man can possess her.
No man can defeat her.

A sword-wielding warrior, Amethea, and a few capable companions embark on a life-or-death mission to liberate her people (and fiance) from the clutches of a brutal monarch who destroyed her village and enslaved and raped all of her people.

Join Jason and Jef as they discuss the physics of heat, night children, whether or not there will be another episode...oh and also SWORDS and SORCERY!