Bernie and Dre watched the new Civil War movie so that you don't have to, and clown on slumlords, the Druids and Wizards of SLC, Caroline Gleich for US Senate, "Rose" by Sig Sauer, and the disturbing vibe heading into White Boy Summer 2024.

Music Cred

"...And We Thought That Nation States Were A Bad Idea" by Mad Caddies

"White Boy Summer" by Chet Hanx

Bernie and Dre return from the future to skitz out about Bigfoot, UFO, self-immolation, fake elections, and Shooter Season '24 in the inaugural episode from the new Spidercouch Collective studio in The Avenues, SLC.

Show Notes

https://www.ksl.com/article/50875572/does-bigfoot-live-in-utah-you-be-the-judge

Music Cred

"...And We Thought That Nation States Were A Bad Idea" by Mad Caddies

"My Lady's On Fire" by Ty Segall

"Tall Man Skinny Lady" by Ty Segall

Bernie and Dre host Special Guest Branch to talk sacred numbers, poopoo weed, schizo-solipsism, and how the legacy of our ancestors speaks through our bloodlines. Check out this one-of-a-kind Spidercouch interview with a bona fide druid to blow your mind right open just in time for the New Year.

Music Cred: 

"...And We Thought That Nation States Were A Bad Idea" by Mad Caddies

"Kids (Original 2004 Recording)" by MGMT

Show Notes

https://www.instagram.com/zebrajetpack/

Bernie and Dre vent their frustration about positive dog training, marketing scams, cheap customers, science bros, and the scourge of email jobbies who keeps us from skiing and looks down on us humble blue collar folk.

Music Cred

"...And We Thought That Nation States Were A Bad Idea" by Mad Caddies

"Detroit Basketball" by Bad Bad Hats

Show Notes

https://nypost.com/2023/11/28/lifestyle/theres-an-anti-aging-drug-for-dogs-now/

https://news.sky.com/story/france-votes-to-ban-disposable-vapes-13023409

https://thetexan.news/issues/second-amendment/pistol-brace-regulation-blocked-in-nationwide-injunction-from-amarillo-federal-judge/article_79dee5e6-7f4d-11ee-ae8e-e775c3ba76e1.html

https://www.theverge.com/23987993/gta-6-news-trailers-rockstar-games

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-67516612

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhvqwX2Xeic

Bernie and Dre make their triumphant return after Dre's bout with COVID and Bernie's no good, very bad, terrible, awful, work schedule to talk SLC's mayoral wrapup, Kissinger resting in piss, Argentina's new chad president, the trannyfesto leak, and whether we should resist becoming NPCs or embrace it.

Music Cred

"...And We Thought That Nation States Were A Bad Idea" by Mad Caddies

"Psycho Star" by King Tuff

Show Notes

https://www.ksl.com/article/50797056/mendenhall-takes-heated-salt-lake-mayoral-race-after-rocky-throws-in-the-towel

https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/henry-kissinger-dead-100

https://www.npr.org/2023/11/19/1214092698/javier-milei-a-radical-libertarian-populist-elected-president-of-argentina

https://twitter.com/LPTN1776/status/1721550214233014759

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/11/21/mysterious-respiratory-dog-illness-symptoms-states-everything-to-know/71652480007/

https://www.reuters.com/technology/sam-altmans-ouster-openai-was-precipitated-by-letter-board-about-ai-breakthrough-2023-11-22/

Bernie and Dre receive exclusive updates from their ex-girlfriends and Chet Haze and try to push a camel through the eye of a needle on Andrew Callahagn, COVID tyrant forgiveness, and the outbreak of war in Israel-Palestine.

Music Cred
"And We Thought That Nation States Were A Bad Idea" by Mad Caddies
"Move On" by FIDLAR

Show Notes

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cyeb4okt0RF/

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cyg2Z98prvx/

https://www.instagram.com/p/CyjWM_nNyac/

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cyi1hq4gh_J/

https://www.instagram.com/p/CyhA0p6AyQV/

https://twitter.com/TheGeneral_0/status/1704552188775649325

https://www.complex.com/pop-culture/a/jadegomez510/andrew-callaghan-comeback-following-accusations

https://calgary.ctvnews.ca/unvaccinated-are-the-most-discriminated-group-alberta-premier-says-1.6105138

https://twitter.com/DiedSuddenly_/status/1711769181744484796

https://100percentfedup.com/watch-rand-paul-presents-case-for-anthony-fauci-to-serve-prison-time-traitor-to-his-country/

https://nypost.com/2023/10/06/hillary-clinton-calls-for-formal-deprogramming-of-trump-supporters/

https://news.antiwar.com/2023/10/18/biden-backs-israels-claim-that-it-didnt-bomb-gaza-hospital/

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/insurrection-pro-palestinian-protesters-occupy-capitol-building

https://news.antiwar.com/2023/10/18/us-vetoes-un-security-resolution-calling-for-humanitarian-pauses-in-gaza/

Bernie and Dre discuss the new schizos, fake compassion, the Therapeutic State, Beautiful Princess Appreciation Week, crime and violence in leftist cities, How Trump Can Still Win, FBI's classification of MAGA Extremists, and our theories of why we ended up the way we did.

Music Cred

"And We Thought Nation States Were A Bad Idea" by Mad Caddies

"Hanging on the Telephone" by Blondie

Show Notes

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/british-troops-could-be-sent-to-ukraine-as-the-country-ramps-up-on-the-ground-training-efforts-uk-defense-minister-says/ar-AA1hvcZV

https://www.newswars.com/left-wing-activist-gets-stabbed-to-death-by-black-male-in-brooklyn/

https://twitter.com/Aristos_Revenge/status/1709568789057044894

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/philadelphia-journalist-fatally-shot-home-rcna118420

https://twitter.com/CollinRugg/status/1708925067588194478

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/4237172-texas-republican-will-nominate-trump-for-speaker-of-the-house/

https://www.newsweek.com/2023/10/13/exclusive-fbi-targets-trump-followers-2024-election-nears-1831836.html#Echobox=1696410357

Bernie and Dre talk trying to date in your late 20s in 2023 amidst violent urban outdoorsmen, looters, Ukrainian Nazis, mRNA vaccines, and the post #MeToo politics of Russel Brand.

https://www.goodmorningamerica.com/news/video/15-arrested-allegedly-looting-philadelphia-103521901

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/trudeau-apologizes-zelensky-canadian-public-nazigate-quietly-tells-mps-dont-speak-about

https://news.yahoo.com/trump-suggests-mark-milley-executed-063701241.html?s=09

https://www.theepochtimes.com/health/meat-from-animals-vaccinated-with-mrna-vaccines-may-soon-make-its-way-into-the-us-food-supply-5494918?src_src=partner&src_cmp=ZeroHedge

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-66838794

https://twitter.com/simonateba/status/1703155215686373862