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  • Drunk mute Ep#93
    2025/07/27

    A client get her hair done wasted and can't talk and who knew clients in Brentwood were so racist

    From hammered clients communicating only in thumbs-ups to racist rants mid-haircut, we spill the tea on the craziest, most unhinged moments behind the chair. Think Curb Your Enthusiasm meets Intervention—with scissors.

    🔥 Why Listen?

    • Real salon chaos: Drunk mutes, Nazi confessions, and "Where will you be during the jihad?" questions.
    • Dark humor meets WTF moments: Because trauma is funnier when it’s someone else’s.
    • Your stories too! Tag your stylist or DM us @shititoldmyhairdresser with your own salon horror stories—you might get featured!

    🎧 Listen now for unfiltered hairdresser drama. Rate & follow if you love it (or hate us—tell 20 friends).

    #HairdresserDrama #SalonStories #PodcastHumor #WTFMoments #ShitIToldMyHairdresser




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    30 分
  • Tox your hole Ep#92
    2025/07/20

    Botox for your scrotum, labia, and butthole, we guess it's not just for your face anymore! Also hair educators need to know their audience or at least how to hold a pair of scissors!

    Join Jason and Jack as they spill the tea on wild client confessions, bizarre beauty trends (Scrotox, anyone?), and cringe-worthy industry fails. From Botox horror stories to razor-cut disasters, no topic is off-limits. Expect laughs, gasps, and WTF moments—because the best stories start with, “Shit I told my hairdresser…”

    🔥 Why Listen?

    ✔ Hilarious & Raw: Uncensored convos about plastic surgery gone wrong, sweaty ball solutions, and "hole tox" (yes, it’s a thing).

    ✔ Behind-the-Scenes Drama: Salon secrets, celeb encounters, and "educators" who shouldn’t hold scissors.

    ✔ Engagement Boosters: Tag a friend who needs Botox (or a therapist) after hearing this!

    📣 SEO Keywords: Beauty fails, Botox horror stories, funny podcast, salon confessions, plastic surgery trends, WTF moments, hairdresser drama, viral stories.

    🎧 Subscribe now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts—and tell 10 friends (or 20 enemies). Stay shitty!




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    If you would like to be on the show or share a story with visit our website and leave us a voicemail or email https://shititoldmyhairdresser.com/

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    34 分
  • Gary France hairdresser rock star Ep#91
    2025/07/13

    Jason fan girls over hair educator, art director and long time friend Gary France from Toni@Guy/LabelM UK.



    Hairdressing Rockstar & Global Misadventures" – Strap in for a wild ride with legendary hairdresser and Tony & Guy icon Gary France as he spills the tea on 35+ years of backstage chaos, international hijinks, and celebrity encounters. From shitting himself in Australia (mid-pool shot) to nearly getting kidnapped by a vodka-fueled Russian in Moscow, Gary’s stories prove hairdressers are the ultimate rockstars—just with more scissors and less groupies.

    🔥 Why You’ll Love This Episode:

    ✔️ Cocaine, Couture & Kate Moss – Behind-the-scenes of 90s fashion and music scenes

    ✔️ Global Disasters – Acid attacks in Pakistan, armed bodyguards, and Reindeer’s Tears vodka

    ✔️ Unfiltered Industry Truths – Why hairdressers are the real MVPs of chaos

    🚀 Subscribe now for more unfiltered hairdressing tales! Drop a review if you’ve ever survived a salon disaster.

    #HairdressingLegends #TonyAndGuy #BackstageChaos #TravelDisasters #PodcastHumor #HairIndustrySecrets





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    42 分
  • Be kind to one another...SIKE! Ep#90
    2025/07/06

    Ellen DeGeneres fires everyone, but not Jack, and bitches be bitchin 4 months later wanting free work.



    we expose the dark side of Ellen’s "be kind" empire, share wild salon stories, and roast clueless clients who think hair color grows like ivy (yes, really). From electric Subarus to Karens demanding free highlights four months later, no topic is off-limits. Raw, hilarious, and brutally honest—this is the podcast your mom warned you about.Ellen DeGeneres, salon horror stories, hairdresser podcast, cancel culture, behind-the-scenes Hollywood, funny podcast, unfiltered comedy




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    31 分
  • Complete the Beast Ep#89
    2025/06/29

    Listener challenge! Jason reads a listeners emails and its a good one lets see who can top it, and Canadians don't put up with hairdresser shenanigans



    "Complete the Beast" – Buckle up for another wild episode of Shit I Told My Hairdresser where we dive into an insane email about a secret salon society, naked women, cow’s blood rituals, and a butt plug ponytail (yes, really). Then, we relive a chaotic hair show in Calgary where Mounties crash a cocaine-fueled party. From bizarre initiation ceremonies to airport detentions, no story is too outrageous for us. Raw, unfiltered, and hilariously unhinged—this is storytelling at its most shitty.

    Subscribe now for more jaw-dropping tales and unfiltered chaos!





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    29 分
  • Resting Ozempic face Ep#88
    2025/06/22

    Clients face changes and other side effects to Ozempic, and God we love to hate a motivational speaker





    Dive into another hilarious and unfiltered episode of Shit I Told My Hairdresser, where we tackle the bizarre trend of Ozempic face, saggy diaper butts, and the extreme lengths people go to for weight loss. From disturbing salon confessions to stolen motivational stories, no topic is off-limits. Tune in for raw humor, wild client tales, and a dose of reality—because sometimes, the truth is stranger (and funnier) than fiction.




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    28 分
  • I'll fu@k her tonight, you tomorrow Ep#87
    2025/06/15

    Jason and Jack have husband and wife hairdressing team John and Lauren Alanouf and we talk about leaving a salon cult, toxic loyalty, and the dark side of hairdressing



    he unfiltered comedy podcast where hairdressers spill wild behind-the-scenes stories—from Italian VPs proposing "I'll fuck her tonight, you tomorrow" to narcissist salon owners and industry cults. Hosts Jack & Jason expose the hilarious, WTF, and sometimes dark truths of the hairdressing world. No glossy bullshit, just raw, outrageous tales from the chair. Stay Shitty!




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    41 分
  • Freak off: Doggy style Ep#86
    2025/06/08

    Jason has a client that deals with zoophiles and a car theft ring in Newport Beach



    Jason and Jack's unfiltered comedy podcast where hairdressers spill wild behind-the-scenes stories—from jet-lagged rants to bizarre client confessions (zoophilia, anyone?). Hosts Jack & Jason dive into true tales of crime, celebrity chaos, and WTF moments, all served with sharp humor. Stay shitty!"

    comedy, hairdressing, behind the scenes, true stories, podcast, WTF, crime, celebrity




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    30 分