Welcome to Sean & Eliot Read The Bible, the official podcast of the Holy Bible. In this special introductory episode you'll meet your guides on this great quest, Sean McLoughlin (Comedian/Catholic) and Eliot J Fallows (Old Man/Heathen) as they go through their plans for tackling this historic text.

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We're starting from the very beginning, with the creation of (almost) everything in the universe through the introduction of our enigmatic leading man, God. Then we visit Adam and Eve, and try and figure out if they are as dumb as their offspring. The scale of this task is hitting us in the face. Please enjoy.

Also Sean is a hero and Eliot has a feature.

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All aboard l'arche de Noé! Part two of our Genesis trilogy is here and we tackle the wettest story in the whole book (so far) as our famed protagonist God literally kills billions of people. Also we find out about the tower of Babel and ask just how old all these motherfuckers are in this book?

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It's the third and final part of our Book of Genesis trilogy, and boy do things get saucy. We are introduced to a little fella called Abram (or is it Abraham) and find out all about his family and his strange dealings with Gord. We also visit the horrendous cesspools of Sodom and Gomorrah, plus are shocked to our core by the most bizarre plot-line we've come across so far….

Also Eliot has been in an incident which could be described as Biblical and Sean is tired and just wants to go to a birthday party.

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Pack your bags and get ready for an action-packed adventure as we flee from Genesis and smash into the righteous abs of Exodus. We've got flaming bushes, we've got magic tricks, we've got an oppressed people that only a potential UFO and a time traveller from the future can save. Things are heating up.

Enjoy!

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We came. We read. We conquered.

Moses is in a sticky wicket wandering through the desert with his pals. Will they discover he's an alien? Can Aaron make it back to the future? Is Jethro going to add more dates to his Promised Land Tour?

Find out in the thrilling conclusion to our Exodus saga.

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Let's talk about God's views on sex, baby.

Leviticus is a tricky book to enjoy, but flipping Heaven, do we have a fun show for you. Tips and tricks for how to stay on God's good side. Cow killing 101. Aaron suffers, Moses prevails.

Would you like to make love? Well chances are, God ain't gonna like it.

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We hath returned to the people of pod and said unto thee: Come.

Moses and his team are rocking across he desert on their world tour. They've had enough of the warm embrace of God and would rather be slaves again. I'm sure he'll be fine with that. Also Eliot finally gave Sean a birthday present

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