Nintendo says Mario and Peach are platonic—and we’ve got some thoughts. Meanwhile, Hopperator's McDonald’s trip ends in betrayal, and we unpack the weird brilliance of Amazing World of Gumball. Also: console wars, Castle Crashers hype, and whether gaming exclusives are actually dying.

We kick things off by tearing into list culture, then dive into Nintendo’s username bans, overpriced movie tickets, and aggressive product placement.

From fast food horror ads to live-action remake rants, nothing’s safe this episode.

Gaming, media, and internet absurdity—all packed into one chaotic conversation.

We talk about the weird state of Red Dead Online, including hackers turning into bears and haunting our moonshine shack. Also: BB gun mishaps, GTA bans, and how our moms shaped our gaming childhoods. Somewhere in there, we accidentally invent the world’s worst video game pitch.

We pitch our own scam coin, debate the ethics of honest grifting, and stumble into a conversation about deer-related vehicular manslaughter. The South African refugee story, British wildlife, and weed laws all somehow make it in. It’s a mess—but at least it’s our mess.

We joke about launching a fake crypto coin, walk through the mindset behind scams, and laugh at Discord mod stereotypes. From shady age checks to trench coats and anime swords, it spirals fast. Somehow, it ends with us arguing about RGB keyboards.

In this episode of Scatterbrained, Sinna gets chokeslammed for a crime he didn’t commit, Joseph relives the agony of singing in class, and Hop just wants someone—anyone—to call dad.

In our very first episode, Joseph, Hopperator, and Sinna talk Vimeo, plan humanitarian Lunchable drops, and theorize about donut-shaped planets and flat earth lore.