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Ever wondered what people in your state are searching for on Pornhub? Prepare to be shocked, amused, and occasionally horrified as we pull back the curtain on America's most private online activities.

Armed with Pornhub's search data for 2023-2024, we embark on a coast-to-coast journey exploring what each state uniquely craves in their private moments. From Washington's evolution from "sensual sex" to "milking," to Alaska's progression from "sex doll" to "anal dildo," the geographic patterns are both fascinating and frequently hilarious. We couldn't help but notice Ohio's particularly revealing shift from "small dick" searches to "cuckold" content (confirming everything we already suspected about the Buckeye State).

The revelations continue as we break down the generational divide in porn preferences. Gen Z gravitates toward hentai and virtual reality, while Boomers surprisingly top the charts with searches for "strap-on" and "gangbang" – proving age doesn't necessarily temper curiosity! We also explore the stark differences between men's and women's viewing habits, with surprising discoveries about which gender searches more frequently for threesomes.

Throughout our data deep-dive, we uncover unexpected trends, debate potential explanations, and wonder aloud what it all says about modern sexuality. We wrap up with our "Top 5 Worst Possible Searches" segment – a competition to imagine the most disturbing thing someone could find in your browsing history. Fair warning: this section isn't for the faint of heart!

This episode marks our 15th installment, with our next three shows coming live from the upcoming Bart Bauer Bash. Have thoughts about your state's search history or want to share your own theories? Drop us a line at rowdandloudy@gmail.com – we'd love to hear what you think about America's secret online desires!

ROWD and LOUDY is the ultimate comedy podcast where two best friends share hilarious, never-before-heard stories in every episode! Tune in for laughs, surprises, and spontaneous humor as each episode features fresh, funny tales that one of the hosts has never heard before. Plus, every episode includes a Top 5 list where we rank and discuss random topics, adding even more fun to the mix. Whether you’re into storytelling, comedy, or just want to hear two friends banter about life, ROWD and LOUDY has you covered.

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What happens when two Midwestern podcasters venture to opposite corners of the world? A hilarious comparison of travel misadventures that proves no matter how different the destination, suffering makes for great storytelling.

Fresh from their journeys, Eric and Brad reconnect to swap tales of their vastly different trips. Eric's adventure to Phoenix, Arizona to visit his friend Jacko and attend U-Fest (featuring A Day to Remember) seems simple enough until you factor in his 12-year flying hiatus, the desert heat he describes as "the sun being personally mad at all my pores," and an unforgettably creepy Uber driver named "Cool Rich." Meanwhile, Brad's business trip to India involves a 40-hour journey, language barriers that left him stranded at the airport for hours, accommodations comparable to "a jail cell," and a forced pilgrimage to 108 nearly identical temples in 102-degree heat.

Through their parallel stories, unexpected commonalities emerge—the punishing heat, transportation disasters, and the universal feeling of being a fish out of water. The episode peaks with a sidesplitting countdown of the "Top Five Worst Things to Bring Through TSA Security," featuring scenarios so absurd they'll forever change how you view airport security lines.

Beyond the laughs, there's something deeply relatable about these travel tales. Whether navigating foreign languages in Hyderabad or trying to maintain composure in an Arizona Uber while high as a kite, both hosts capture that universal vulnerability of being away from home—and the stories we earn through our discomfort.

Join us for an episode that travels from rock concerts to religious statues, from dispensary visits to diplomatic tensions, all while proving that sometimes the best souvenirs are the stories you'll be telling for years to come. Have your own travel disaster story? We'd love to hear it! Drop us a line at rowdandloudy@gmail.com.

ROWD and LOUDY is the ultimate comedy podcast where two best friends share hilarious, never-before-heard stories in every episode! Tune in for laughs, surprises, and spontaneous humor as each episode features fresh, funny tales that one of the hosts has never heard before. Plus, every episode includes a Top 5 list where we rank and discuss random topics, adding even more fun to the mix. Whether you’re into storytelling, comedy, or just want to hear two friends banter about life, ROWD and LOUDY has you covered.

Listen now for your weekly dose of laughter, entertainment, and raw, unfiltered humor.

Comedy, Funny Stories, Humor Podcast, Best Friend Podcast, Hilarious Podcast, Top 5 Podcast, Hilarious Podcast, Storytelling Podcast, Weekly Comedy Show, Laugh out Loud Podcast, Unfiltered Humor.

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Ever found yourself locked in a staring contest with a giant raccoon while smoking on your porch? That's exactly what happened to Eric in this laugh-out-loud summer-themed episode. As humidity hangs in the evening air, Eric recounts his unexpected wildlife encounter with a massive raccoon that keeps returning to his smoking spot — leading to speculation about whether the creature might be enjoying a contact high and fantasies about a very unusual friendship involving Doritos and cartoons.

The summer vibes continue as both hosts share their most catastrophic cookout stories. Brad confesses to nearly poisoning all his friends with severely undercooked burgers at a lakehouse party ("I almost killed all my friends and didn't mean to"), while Eric recalls witnessing a company owner destroy perfectly good salmon by operating a smoker so hot the paint peeled off — yet somehow still serving raw food. These cautionary tales serve as hilarious warnings for your upcoming summer gatherings.

The highlight comes when Eric and Brad break down their definitive ranking of the "Worst Things to Bring to a Cookout." From the painfully accurate "acoustic guitar no one knows how to play" to the darkly hilarious "Jeffrey Dahmer with homemade burgers," their list combines everyday annoyances with absurdist humor that will have you nodding in agreement one minute and crying with laughter the next. Other notable mentions include bringing a six-month-old Christmas fruitcake, showing up with an empty propane tank, and arriving with to-go boxes to pack leftovers before you've even participated.

Between summer memories of fishing trips, scientific approaches to backyard fire pits, and upcoming concert plans, this episode captures the essence of summer friendship and the stories that bond us together. Ready for some summer laughs? Grab a cold drink and join the Round and Loudy crew for their most relatable episode yet.

ROWD and LOUDY is the ultimate comedy podcast where two best friends share hilarious, never-before-heard stories in every episode! Tune in for laughs, surprises, and spontaneous humor as each episode features fresh, funny tales that one of the hosts has never heard before. Plus, every episode includes a Top 5 list where we rank and discuss random topics, adding even more fun to the mix. Whether you’re into storytelling, comedy, or just want to hear two friends banter about life, ROWD and LOUDY has you covered.

Listen now for your weekly dose of laughter, entertainment, and raw, unfiltered humor.

Comedy, Funny Stories, Humor Podcast, Best Friend Podcast, Hilarious Podcast, Top 5 Podcast, Hilarious Podcast, Storytelling Podcast, Weekly Comedy Show, Laugh out Loud Podcast, Unfiltered Humor.