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🎙️ Episode 10 — Nobody 2 💥🕶️🥋

What if The Great Outdoors packed a rocket launcher? What if Summer Rental ended in a pile of roundhouse kicks? That’s basically Nobody 2 — an 80s-style action comedy throwback… except this time Bob Odenkirk is Robocop on steroids, and his wife is equally ready to shoot a villain down.

It’s dumb. It’s schlocky. It’s poorly written. And it’s glorious. ✨

Justin (predictably) loved it. Brandon came in a notch or two lower. Ethan a little lower still. But honestly? We all had fun with this one. And yes — we found ourselves weirdly obsessed with one supporting character. Who? Why? You’ll have to listen to find out. 🎟️👦

This one’s a blast, front to back. Come hang with us.

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🎙️ Bringing Out the Dead (1999) — The Third Classics Tease 🚑🌃🧠

You know the drill by now: ten minutes, then the door slams shut. 🔒

This time it’s Nic Cage, Scorsese, and Schrader — a cursed little holy trinity that somehow made one of the greatest movies no one talks about. Bringing Out the Dead is grimy, feverish, and weirdly hilarious… kind of like our podcast.

Inside the full episode, we crown this as Cage’s finest work (yes, even better than his trophy win). We talk Goodman, Sizemore, Arquette, and more ambulance hallucinations than the human brain should endure. And for once, we’re unanimous: this is top-tier cinema. 📈

But you don’t get that part. You get the tease. The ambulance doors crack open, you peek inside… then slam. Sirens wailing, episode gone. 🚨

👉 Unlock the Classics Tier™ if you want the whole ride. Otherwise, enjoy your ten-minute trip to the ER.

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🎙️ An American Werewolf in London (1981) — The Second Classics Tease 🐺🇬🇧🌕

Another ten minutes. Another dangling carrot. Another reminder that you’re not getting the whole episode unless you subscribe. 🍫

This time, it’s John Landis’ horror-comedy classic An American Werewolf in London — a film where the makeup slaps, the pub locals are sketchy, and Justin hands out our second-ever Perfect 10™ like it’s a Werther’s Original. 🙄

Ethan and Brandon? Also impressed. But don’t worry — we still roast Justin mercilessly, because what’s a friendship without a little bullying? 💕

So here’s your bite-sized preview. Just enough to hear us howl, then we yank the bone away. 🦴 If you want the full moon transformation, you know what to do: Classics Tier™.

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