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What would you do if a mysterious package addressed to someone else landed at your doorstep? Join us as we juggle the ethical precedent of possibly opening mystery mail, and imagine the treasures or troubles it might contain. Neil and Graham, your trusty hosts, get caught in a back-and-forth over roommate etiquette, mail privacy, and even a surprise class action lawsuit.

Travel back to the enchanting days of snail mail, when the mailman was as magical as Santa or the tooth fairy. We revel in the nostalgic joy of sending and receiving handwritten letters and gifts. We muse on the mailman's misunderstood psychic miasma, harkened to by humans but disliked by dogs. Don't miss out on our lesson about the blurred lines between curiosity and privacy.

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Ever wondered about the unsung heroes of the courthouse? Join us as we tackle the intriguing role of county clerks and their historical significance, all while holding space with out special guest, Kyle Taksar, Evan's sister. With her sharp legal insights, she's the perfect addition to our banter on society's unwritten laws. We dust off a neglected case file and ponder the justice system's abject failures.

Picture this: a night out at the Cheesecake Factory with the endless battle of choosing between wings and rings. Our waiter, Pierre, helps navigate the extensive menu and the blight of elective gluten-free dining. Feel the dark pressure of facing down gargantuan lists options.

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The doctor is in, and she's HUNGRY!

Our improvised case file this week exposes the subtle violence of couples who only talk to each other. Quite the nightmare.

Ever thought about how we all play different roles in social situations? Join us as we navigate the dance of norms with our special guest, Dr. Tess. She turns the tables with an unexpected case study, prompting us to reflect on our own experiences as both victims and perpetrators in group conversations. As the episode unfolds, we transition into a lively discussion with Jamie, Other Jamie, Barry, and friends who are gearing up for a 13-month anniversary celebration and explore the art of mixing social circles when different groups collide.

We examine how new couples can create an exclusive atmosphere and how seasoned couples navigate these interactions differently.

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Ever been stuck in a car on a long road trip, bladder bursting, with no rest stop in sight? Our case file has a Vegas-bound anniversary with tenants' rights advocate Kuba Güün. Hang onto your She-Wee's and Stadium Pals, this is a bumpy ride.

As we journey through the hilarity, Jacob offers insightful perspectives that remind us of the importance of communication and consent, even amidst bladder emergencies. We navigate the fine line between thrill-seeking and going too far, using some outrageous scenarios to illustrate the point. Whether you're in it for the laughs, the practical tips, or the reminder that thoughtful decision-making is key, this episode promises a wild ride full of laughter and learning. So buckle up, because you're in for one entertaining trip to Vegas!

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Ever found yourself pondering whether to leave a hotel room spotless or let the cleaning crew earn their keep? On this episode of Premeditated, Neil and Graham take you on a journey through the unspoken rules of hotel checkout etiquette and those quirky norms we all seem to abide by. From deciding if taking home those tiny toiletries is a savvy move or a moral misdemeanor, to personal tales of less-than-luxurious stays featuring Florida bugs, body bugs, bed bugs, and inventive ways to stay warm in NYC, this episode has it all.

If you've ever felt a pang of guilt for eyeing that plush hotel robe or wondered how far courtesy should stretch when it comes to tidying up, you're not alone. Whether it's the allure of scented lotions or the creative lengths some go to maximize their hotel experience, we take a look at the tragic world of hotel stays.

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In a tire-squealingly contentious case, Neil and Graham, talk to Ross Kelly to tackle the most infamous unwritten law since the invention of the Model T: Get out of my way! Shown through the POVs of a young, virile couple and a college-bound younger sibling, we explore the in's and out's of going in and out of the leftmost lane.

The speed limit isn't the only thing being exceeded! We take comedy to new heights. We do what no lawmaker or politician has ever dared to do, we close the case on where civilians should drive and at what speeds. Do you pull over for highway cowboys? Are cars, by definition, litter?

Don't be surprised if this episode find its way into your nephew's Drivers Ed class curriculum, because the rules of the road start here, and this case file is marked "IMPORTANT" with a double underline.

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Judge Neil:
Counsel, we’re here to address the use of the left lane on a freeway. Mr. Graham, you may begin.

Mr. Graham:
Thank you, Your Honor. The left lane should be reserved for passing only. Drivers who remain there unnecessarily cause congestion and create safety hazards.

Mr. Ross :
Your Honor, the left lane isn’t strictly for passing. In some situations, like heavy traffic or when the right lane is occupied, it’s safer to remain in the left lane.

Judge Neil:
Are you suggesting drivers should stay in the left lane even when not overtaking?

Mr. Ross:
Yes, Your Honor. In certain cases, it’s safer and more efficient to stay there.

Mr. Graham:
But that shouldn’t be the standard. Drivers should move right when possible to avoid blocking traffic.

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Ever found yourself in an awkward social situation AND in an elevator? Today’s episode of Premeditated offers a look at those exact moments that leave us puzzled. We take you on a journey through an improvised reenactment of an office elevator ride gone not sideways enough. This chance encounter spins into a conversation about societal norms and the silent codes we subconsciously follow in the small metal boxes we ride up and down.

Tune in for a moment of reflection as we untangle the unwritten rules that bind us in everyday scenarios. Neil and Graham guide you through the tension of facing the right direction in an elevator.

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Detective Graham:
So what you're saying Lieutenant, is that you want me to go undercover?

Lieutenant Neil:
That's right, Detective. I need you to dust off your best costume jumpsuit and go pretend to be a janitor.

Detective Graham:
But...in our building?

Lieutenant Neil:
That's right.

Detective Graham:
Do you suspect something?

Lieutenant Neil:
I suspect someONE! A no-good ne'er-do-well who stands face-to-face during the ride!

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Ever found yourself arm-wrestling a loved one over who gets the first-class upgrade? In this spirited episode of Premeditated, Graham, Neil and our BFF Tess guide you through a hilarious journey into the unpredictable world of airline seat assignments. Alongside Gary Anderson and Mary Patricia, a couple just trying to survive on Spirit Airlines, we explore travel etiquette with a comedic twist. From playful banter to candid confessions, we dissect the unwritten rules that keep travelers on their toes, often leading to uproarious moments amidst the chaos of boarding gates and narrow jet bridges.

But that's just the tip of the baggage tag! We also tackle the moral dilemmas of utilizing travel perks when you're jet-setting with family or friends, navigating the delicate balance between comfort and camaraderie. Should you split up at customs? Is it okay to abandon Grandma in Economy Class?

Through light-hearted anecdotes and keen observations, we challenge the perceived societal obligations and the "no person left behind" mentality, urging listeners to prioritize their personal journeys and forge ahead with confidence. Buckle up. This episode is a belly laugh-filled ride through travelling in partnership.

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Justice Graham: Mr. Neil, it is my understanding that the flyers in your party were given but one upgrade despite there being two passengers abreast Spirit Airlines Flight 271 to Cabo San Lucas.

Mr. Neil: Gee whiz Your Honor. You sure summed that up correctly!

Ms: Tess: Pardon, a moment of parliamentary procedure, but were does one find the designated area for urination? As the justly recognized First-Class flyer of the group, I demand proper accommodations for my bladder's needs

Mr. Neil: You see, You Honor? My wife is the cream of the cream of the top of the crop. She deserves the lavish accoutrement of flying at the front of the plane.

Justice Graham: So, in my estimation, there is no need for judicial interference in the case of One Upgrade v. Two Travelers.

Ms. Tess: No sir! We're two root-tootin' rutabagas on the trip of a lifetime. And pray tell, where do you buy your powdered wigs?

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Guest: Tess Sorensen

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