This was embarrassing. This silenced any Tom Brady v. Patrick Mahomes arguments. Abysmal. Horrendous. Despicable. Terrible. The Cheifs are no longer. This is what happens when you and your wife idolize Donny O'Felon. Cooper DeJean is a dog and Jalen Carter has had quite the year. Nick Schmuckaranni owes Saqoun Barkley his career. It was poetic for the last game of this season to be a boring blowout, as that was the theme of the NFL this season. Cheifs were so bad that Kenny Pickett saw Super Bowl minutes. Drake Maye is still the future - so is PorchTalk.

I am frozen. Luka Doncic is a Los Angeles Laker. Luka Doncic is on the same team as Lebron James. For the first time in Lebron James' career, 23 will not be the primary scorer on his team. This ruined my weekend. No team in the NBA beats the Lakers in seven games with a healthy Luka and Lebron.

The NFL playoffs are finally here, and what better way to celebrate than three schmucks with no football experience telling you what's going to happen. The 49er's best player this season was shot by a 14-year-old Norteno a week before the season opener. The team fucking sucks, Mikey tries to kickstart the offseason for Kyle Shanahan. Happy New Year.

The Patriots suck. The Dolphins suck. The 49ers are even worse. Travis Hunter is not the answer in New England. Xavier comes to terms with the realization that the Dolhpins will never be good.

Mama we're back. A month-long hiatus because I got lazy. Embarrassing, Regardless, Travis Hunter should not be the first wide receiver off the board IF he is only being drafted to play wide receiver. Hunter realistically will not play both sides of the football, so if you're drafting him solely based on his wide receiver talents, is Travis Hunter the best wide receiver off the board? No. No, he is not. The Lions are 1A, and the Bills are 1B. They play Sunday at 1;30. Give me Buffalo. Xavier still kinda has his NY accent, so he's PorchTalk's NY representative. We go over Juan Soto to the Mets. Shoutout to our consistent listener in Stockholm Sweden.

The United States held a Presidential Election between an overly qualified candidate and a convicted felon. The convicted felon won, which is poetic to the current state of America. You can't get a job at McDonalds with a criminal record, but you can run for President. Thank you for continuing to listen to PorchTalk

-A schmuck with a keyboard

The Dodgers were down five runs in the fifth inning. The Dodgers won the game in nine innings. A historical baseball season has officially drawn the curtain with a World Series over the worst fanbase in sports, the New York Yankees. Young Thug agreed to a plea in his RICO case today that sent him home today with 20 years of probation. Xavier renounced his New York citizenship live on air after the depressing reminder that he is a New York sports fan and that in his 20-some-odd years he has never seen a championship for any team in New York State. Aaron Judge also sucks. Call Fat Joe for any further complaints. He's PorchTalk's lawyer on retainer. Massive shoutout to Stockholm, Sweden - theporchtalk.net. Fill out the life advice form if you're in Stockholm to email me. Gracias for continuing to listen to PorchTalk.

The World Series is officially over after three games. Aaron Judge has now set an MLB record by striking out 75 times in his last 30 plate appearances which essentially books Juan Soto's one way ticket to LA this offseason. If the Dodgers get Juan Soto the MLB is cooked. Week eight of the NFL season has come to an end and the New England Patriots have the same record as the New York Jets. Half of America had the New York Jets walking into the Super Bowl with little resistance this year. They are 2-6. That season is over. These are the Jets I have grown up watching. You'd think I was a fortune teller the way I pitched taking Cleveland moneyline against Baltimore. Jameis Winston drops 400 and three touchdowns on the best team in the AFC. The Nick Bosa tomfoolery after Sunday Night Football is exactly how you end up losing Superbowls. Kobe and Tom Brady set the blueprint for winning Championships and throwing rocks from glass homes is the antithesis. Regardless, the 49ers season still has life - continent entirely upon Christian McCaffrey’s return. Jayson Tatum and Anthony Davis are still the frontrunners in the MVP race. The Lakers lost their first game but LA may be the team to beat out of the West this year. Particularly in the Denver Nugget’s absence. Thank you for your time.