Step right into the time machine, because in this episode we’re diving headfirst into the strange and slightly horrifying things people used to do back in the day. From bleeding yourself out to “cure your illness,” to turning your living room (excuse us—parlor) into a funeral zone, history definitely had a flair for the dramatic. We’ll also cough through the era of cigarette ads that promised better health and explore the very unhygienic ways people used Lysol (spoiler: it was NOT for cleaning counters). It’s quirky, it’s cringey, and it’ll make you seriously grateful for modern science. Buckle up—this one gets weird.

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Ever wonder why your best friend plans vacations with spreadsheets and you can barely plan dinner? In this episode, we dive headfirst into the wonderfully weird world of personality types—from the overly organized Type A to the free-spirited Type B and the combo of both, Type C! We’re talking Enneagrams, Myers-Briggs, OCEAN,, all the fun tests to find out where you are! It’s part psychology, part nonsense, and totally fun. Tune in to find out what your personality type says about you!

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In this chilling episode we dive into two of the most infamous cases where true crime meets the supernatural. First, we journey to Vermont’s mysterious Bennington Triangle, a remote region haunted by a string of unexplained disappearances. From vanished hikers to eerie folklore, the area's history is riddled with unsettling tales that defy explanation.

Then, we revisit the notorious Amityville Story— a place where a brutal mass murder gave rise to claims of ghostly terror that continue to capture imaginations and spark debate. Was it a hoax, a haunting, or something darker?

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We made it to 100 episodes! 🎉 How is this even possible!?!?! In this milestone episode, we take a moment to reflect on the crazy journey that brought us here—from the very first spark that inspired us to start this podcast, to the lessons, laughs, and unexpected turns along the way. We share behind-the-scenes stories, our favorite moments, and what we’ve learned through creating 100 episodes of content. Whether you stuck with our crazy from the beginning or just joined the ride, this one’s for you. Thank you for being part of our story—here’s to the next 100!

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Welcome back to Porch Talk—where the conversation goes wherever it wants.

In this episode, we chat about the chaos and calm of doing stuff with kids—think nature hikes vs. people-packed amusement parks. Which do you think we prefer?! Then we get weird with it and talk about how the dire wolf actually made a comeback—because what’s life without a little prehistoric drama? Oh, and farm life? Let’s just say Ash's obsession with getting new animals never ends.. Pull up a chair and come hang out....only if you can keep up!

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Get ready to have your mind blown (and maybe slightly disturbed). In this episode, we’re digging into some of the strangest facts out there—from butterflies that love the taste of blood, to woodpeckers that wrap their tongues around their brains, to why dolphins might actually be nature’s biggest villains. But it’s not all about animals—there’s plenty of weirdness from Pringles to everyday life that’ll make you do a double take.

Curious? You should be. Hit play and let the weird begin.

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Talk about the weather?? Of course...we are from the midwest! In this episode, we're diving headfirst into the wild world of Midwest weather. From the terrifying power of tornadoes tearing across the plains to the strange phenomenon known as corn sweat. We're discussing the science, the myths, and the madness. We also touch a bit on hurricanes and cyclones. Ever heard of a bomb cyclone? Yeah, we talk about that too. If you've ever had to grab a snow shovel and then had a tornado warning in the same week, this one's for you. Strap in — it’s going to be a bumpy ride through the heart of America’s most unpredictable skies.

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⚠️ Trigger Warning: This episode contains detailed discussions about human decomposition and forensic research. If you're squeamish or easily disturbed, you might want to sit this one out (or at least don’t listen while eating). Listener discretion is advised.

Ever wonder what a body farm actually is? In this delightfully eerie episode, we’re digging into the world of human decomposition research—where donated bodies are studied in open fields, shallow graves, and even car trunks to help forensic scientists solve real-world mysteries. We’ll talk about why these farms exist, who’s doing the studying, and the different ways bodies are displayed across facilities in places like Tennessee, Texas, and even overseas. It’s creepy, it’s cool, and it just might change the way you think about what happens after death.

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