It’s the last week in January and boy howdy are we ready to be done. Strong options on Castor Oil Instagram Beauty Routines & Aaron Burr. Listener-Submitted Joke Topics: Ice Patches, Sports Betting, & Drones.

Write to the show with joke ideas, visual art & music, or other thoughts to put in the box!

MichelleWolfsThoughtBox@gmail.com

On this week’s show:

• Writing Jokes for RFK Jr.
• Michael Bay’s Milk Commercial
• Eagles-Chiefs Super Bowl
• Mary Kate & Ashley’s Fashion Brand
• People live in Greenland!?
• And more!

It’s inauguration week and controversial contrarian Michelle Wolf has got thoughts for your box. Strong opinions on everything this week, but most importantly: Double Sinks. Write to us with thoughts, joke ideas, visual art & music, or whatever else you’re thoughting about:

MichelleWolfsThoughtBox@gmail.com

On this week’s show:

• Dave Chapelle’s SNL Monologue
• Donald Trump’s Inauguration Posse: RFK, Elon Musk & Joe Rogan
• Mark Zuckerberg’s New Look
• Are we the Mean Girl?
• Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt
• Jam/Not My Jam
• And more!

Big thanks to Robert & Charlie for our intro & outro music!

Michelle is back in the Thought Box this week with strong opinions on Drones & new jokes on listener-submitted topics. Big thanks to Robert for sending us a new intro song - check out his bands "thataway" & "Glacial Silt on Spotify! Also thanks to Charlie for the outro song!

Write in to the show with Joke Topics, Questions, Jam/Not My Jams, music & voice memo submissions, and your favorite roasting vegetables! MichelleWolfsThoughtBox@gmail.com

On this week’s show:

• Fires in LA
• Baby Birthdays
• Curly Hair, Don’t Care
• Bad ASMR
• Seaglass, Blood Diamonds, and Conflict Minerals
• Listener-Submitted Jokes: Diddy & Jay Z, Tampons For Men, Buying Greenland & Canada

Michelle is back and she, like you, is exactly the same as when we last met. Happy New Year & belated Insurrection Day just the same. We’re starting off the year with some dark jokes, some mic troubles (thanks for bearing with us there), and some strong opinions about the month of January.

Write in to Thought Box with Joke Topics, Questions, Jam/Not My Jams, and any other thoughts! MichelleWolfsThoughtBox@gmail.com

On this week’s show:

• Resolutions & Motivational Quotes
• Cybertruck Rental Attack
• Trump’s Tasty Face
• American Riviera Orchard Jam
• Dating Sunday
• Plastic Surgery Victims
• Listener-Submitted Joke Topic: Americans in Europe

Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays ya filthy WolfBoxers! Michelle is back in the States for the holidays - she’s got strong opinions on Bad Christmas Movies & Bad Audiobooks. She also has A ROAST OF 2024 - it's uncensored, it's political, and it's the perfect way to say goodbye to the year.

Write in to Thought Box with Joke Topics, Questions, Jam/Not My Jams, and any other thoughts! MichelleWolfsThoughtBox@gmail.com

On this week’s show:

• Planes Are Getting Worse & Phones Should Be Smaller
• Love Being Middle Aged
• Awful Audio Books & Secret BookTok ;)
• Christmas in Barcelona vs. Christmas in America
• Michelle Roasts 2024!

Michelle is back on this week's Thought Box with new jokes, stories from Barcelona, and some strong opinions on museums. Send in joke topics, questions, and travel recommendations to MichelleWolfsThoughtBox@gmail.com

(beware: Michelle might roast you)

On this week’s show:

• Coffee Thoughts
• Lebron James Conspiracy
• Latinos For Trump
• Nice Lady Monica Lewinski
• Short Guy Surplus
• And more!

We missed ya! From Ohio to London to Rotterdam to her new office, Michelle was too busy to podcast last week. She's excited to be back on this week's Thought Box with travel stories & hard opinons on all that's happened since we last boxed.

Also! Check out our friend Kelley Fahey’s new podcast “Still Can’t Cook” - available December 10th wherever you listen.

On this week’s show:

• Thanksgiving with the Chapelles & Christmas with the Carrs
• Michelle Rapping
• Seinfeld’s Dry Goods
• Kendrick & Drake: The Gift That Keeps On Giving
• United HealthCare CEO
• Prince William’s Beard
• And more!

Want to hear Michelle write a joke about a specific topic? Email us at MichelleWolfsThoughtBox@gmail.com

Michelle is… moderately pleased to be in Philadelphia for the last part of her US visit. Her controversial opinion of the week: Ellen should’ve owned it. We’ve got a Jam/Not My Jam and some listener questions for you on this week’s episode. Please write in with thoughts, questions, artwork, & Merch ideas to MichelleWolfsThougthBox@gmail.com

On this week’s show:

• Zoos & Aquaria
• Oprah Needs To Apologize For Dr. Oz & Dr. Phil
• Good Job Japan
• Celebrity Lookalike Contests
• Surprise Child
• Great With Bidets
• and more!!!