Woo! Paul and Anne enjoy high tea, Matt endures a rough sea, Jacob's butt…cool and free. We talk fashion, football, and Florida Parking and Weather. Plus, a math-heavy Scoopardy!

Matt and the kids see the "Beetlejuice" sequel and watch SNL as a family. Jacob and Paul debate how "The Simpsons" was subversive. Does Paul care to see the new Vince McMahon documentary? Also, cruisy Scoop Mail and Scoopardy.

Magician John Accardo visits The Churn. Are there regrets? We talk about Legerdemain, the cruise "ship" industry, and the smell of The Orleans. Matt has some advice about fire alarms. Plus, Scoopardy.

RJ Owens flies into The Churn, excited about a renewed hobby. Mystere celebrates its 14,000th performance. Paul and RJ regale us with their melodious mouth sounds. Plus, a Halloween-themed Scoopardy!

RJ Owens flies into The Churn, excited about a renewed hobby. Mystere celebrates its 14,000th performance. Paul and RJ regale us with their melodious mouth sounds. Plus, a Halloween-themed Scoopardy!

Sorry for screw up. This should be better

Taxes are done; now who pays for dinner? Jacob has a bar experience for the ages; was he being punk'd? Matt enjoys honey on his chicken. Plus, an Obelisk Scoopardy!

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Jacob wades in the muck, traumatizing SJ in the process. Paul enjoys a strip show in a galaxy, far, far away. And who's throwing rocks at Matt's house? Plus, Jock vs Nerd Trivia Scoopardy.

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