Susie Q plays Nancy Drew, Lynette finally kicks Tom to the curb (don't get too excited), and the debut of John the ADULT gardener?! In this week's episode, Jakub defends himself defending men and Erin's vengeful hatred towards Tom Scavo only grows more intense.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Susan continues to flop, George tries to put his best foot forward with Bree, and Felicia gives the people what they want - and by people, we mean Erin! In this week's episode, Erin and Jakub debate what podcasts the ladies of Wisteria Lane would host.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

It's Julie's (13th and/or 14th?) Birthday, we are in a Mean Girls movie remake, and we all need to start spreading the news and we ARE leaving today because Susan is giving a haunting rendition of New York, New York. This week, we are unpacking episode 1x11, where Erin's mum thinks she is TOO tough on Susan and Jakub's mum shows her inner Bree Van De Kamp.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.