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Can Manchester United really survive the relegation battle, or are they destined for a shocking downfall? We kick things off with a hearty laugh at Manchester United’s expense, poking fun at Lisandro Martinez's height and lamenting the struggles of Rashford and Eriksen. Our banter doesn't end there as we revisit a classic Ali G interview with the Beckhams, stirring up a hilarious discussion on footballers and their tabloid-fodder relationships. As if that wasn’t enough, we shift gears and dig into Liverpool’s stunning 5-0 triumph over West Ham, questioning Salah’s form despite his scoring spree, while having a chuckle over Nunes’ unfortunate shots.

The Premier League's relegation battles are heating up, and we're not holding back in our analysis. Manchester United's ongoing challenges are under the microscope, as we humorously debate the possibility of a squad overhaul and the looming threat of relegation after their missed opportunities against Newcastle. Chelsea isn't safe from our scrutiny either, as we dissect their shocking loss to Ipswich and the standout performances elsewhere of former Manchester City players. With humor and insight, we unravel the tangled web of Manchester United and Chelsea's current league predicaments.

Transfer rumors are flying as we speculate on potential moves that could shake up the league. Will Liverpool manage to keep Virgil van Dijk with Real Madrid lurking? What’s next for Tottenham with Mickey van de Ven’s injury, and could Alexander Isak’s valuation be Newcastle’s masterstroke? We even throw in a spirited debate over Cristiano Ronaldo’s unlikely move to Manchester City and whether Spurs should woo back Harry Kane. Our episode wraps up with our much-loved "fat boy bets" segment, where we humorously predict the outcomes of upcoming matches, leaving you in stitches and eagerly anticipating the drama of the next game week.