Grab your gaggledygoo and join the Part Oners for an all new LIVE! The Boiz are here to further their exploration of post-modern friendship. Did people eat mummies? How does flying happen? Is Edmonton named after a guy called Ed? Plus, Pat gives his graham cracker life hack. Matt rallies his social network to win a rare book. The Normals meet expectations again. Non-exploding children prevail and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your big juicy un-moisturized arms and meet us in Venice Beach for an all new LIVE! We all need insurance, but we don't actually want it. Well, now we do! Pat insures going to new restaurants. Matt insures his unrealized goals. plus, is 2025 a filler episode for humanity? Are you getting down with freeze-dried fruit? Is lip balm snake oil? All that and the reverse flash and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your oxygen tanks and make your way to the VIP rug recliners for an all new LIVE! The Boiz are opening a new night club and it's strictly for the age bracket that isn't allowed to listen to the show (nursing home eligibles and above). Pat cashes in on dumb dumbs. Matt isn't worried about Will Anderson. Jack Black gets the good Twisted Tea. Plus, do you want us to brainwash you? Why can't you twitch the curtains? Wouldn't it be nice if you could just go into a closet for ten minutes? All that and fancy people eating mummies and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your bag with drawstrings and no zippers and meet us at Sunshine Academy for an all new LIVE! What are some ways you could tell that Matt was a rich kid and Pat was a poor kid? Pat's dad got mad when Matt took bottles of water from the outdoor fridge. Matt traveled to school in a limo (allegedly). Plus, a new supervillain is here and he can read and write at a way higher level than Pat. All that and central air and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your scissorhands and backstab Pat in part one of an all new LIVE! There is a new pope in town and he bleeds red, white, and blue. But is he American enough? Plus, Matt commits betrayal Pat. Pat is a guy's guy. The devil makes pea soup. This post-friendship modern exploration of something might be nonsense, but it's not a waste of 20 minutes! And it's LIVE!

Grab your big container of chopped up logs and meet us in 1885 for a new Beach Bung Block! Take a swig of wake up juice and let's talk movies. For the first time in 5.5 years, Matt speaks properly into his mic. Pat learns all about Jules Verne. Robert Zemeckis has a weird fixation with the uncanny valley. Plus, who is the barbed wire salesman? Would you stay or would you go? Mom, that salesman is on TV! All that and ZZ Tops and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your farm-to-table needles and meet us at the torture farm for an all new LIVE! Fresh off the realization that Mystic Aquarium is running a beluga whale scheme, the Boiz are concocting new animal grifts. Would a crab eat your feet? Would your blood clot if you were cut in half but had endless blood? How many times can a lizard lose its tail? Plus, big update on Fencepocolypse. Matt milks a squid. Pat has the hands of an armadillo. All that and the sleepy sewing frequency and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your soy sauce tequila with ocean lime garnish and join us on the sand carpet for the 300th episode! Through the throngs of homeless elephant protesters awaits a star-studded affair, with everyone from Doug Pitt to the flock of turkey ghosts in attendance. Pat is horny at the birth. Matt fights bag straps. Dan dumps the goop. Plus, an NFL legend gets banned from the show. Seniors are panic-stricken. A rift in space/time opens. Yuge coins, ten feet long, ten feet wide. You don't know who will drop in when we take a surreal post-modern stroll down memory lane and it all happens LIVE!