Kaiser Adolf Hitler the Hohenzollern Heard Rumours of a Possibly Eligible Australian Great-Grandchild from Drunk Italian & Switzerland Secret Service Agents.

He was having a few drinks in a bar in Italy under his diplomatic asylum name "Wolfgang", when the Italians talking to people from Switzerland brought him up to see if anyone falsely claimed he was abhorrently evil whilst he was within earshot.

Instead of getting repeated television fake history, everyone within earshot got a verbal description of a "dossier" compiled on my Hohenzollern Royal Family since then Crown Prince Adolf Hitler the Hohenzollern's sperm was stolen from a hospital in 1906 when he was under general anaesthetic. A complete description of the entire file stored by a Switzerland intelligence agency, who were aware the people who assaulted him and stole his sperm were mostly from Switzerland. And that evil genocidal moron Albert Einstein had a Switzerland passport.

They were drunk, speaking in European Alps, and it took a long time. The people from Switzerland were completely unaware the Kaiser was sitting within earshot, listening.

Kaiser Adolf checked Australian Births, Deaths, and Marriages records, partly to relieve the complete boredom that was Italy at the time, The information he found was my parents marriage record from 1958, which was a wedding in the place Kaiser Adolf was born in. Moe, Gippsland, Australia.

He thought it might have been an attempt at a cruel prank on him, but it inspired the idea to take a holiday in his birthplace, Gippsland. Some of his Royal Hohenzollern relatives are buried in Moe Memorial Cemetery, and he decided to visit the gravesites during his trip. The marriage record also had my parents home address included on the publicly available information.

27 Campbell Street, Yarragon.