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  • S3E8: I'm Thinkin' Ohio
    2025/05/26

    I've been told I'm bad at foreshadowing. Episode 8 has a bookstore. We meet John Demo. You've been warned.

    Jam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by The Narcissist Cookbook Bug Hunter where we are challenged to write a song demo from scratch every episode.

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    Prompt: "An Opportunity Not Yet Past

    ----Bug's Song-----

    Title: What Happened To John

    Challenge: TRUE CRIME

    It's not productive to compare all our troubles

    playin "who's got it worse' to one-up one another

    Its half a dozen of one, and its six of the other

    you don't want to win this game

    But the unspoken rule's now the talk of the town

    the difficult truth no one dare say aloud

    we all know who and we all know how

    but no one wants to say

    cause Marty lost his job last month

    and Tom's wife ain't been home too much

    we all have troubles but I'll tell you what

    It's a shame what happened to John

    Mrs. Carter, well I haven't seen you out of your apartment in a couple of days

    she says my husband is halfway into handcuffs with no more hope of changing his ways

    I'm pinching pennies, never spending any 'cause I'll have to bail him out or bury him soon

    but when I go to church he isn't worth my focus as I bow my head and sit in the pews

    I'm praying for another and I'm hopin He'll respond

    its a shame what happened to John

    And Connor's cough keeps getting worse

    and Olli's luck has all reversed

    we all have troubles that could be much worse

    It's a shame what happened to John

    We don't report it to the papers or go to the police

    there's an unacknowledged understanding passing in the streets

    the entire city's sick but have learned to be discreet

    that's all that can be done

    There were never conversations or plans of how to act

    we didn't draft a non-disclosure or attempt to make a pact

    there was a problem, we solved it, there's no more going back

    the problem's finally gone

    And Miley's finally out of bed

    and Faith feels safe to walk again

    we don't have trouble when we all pretend

    It's a shame what happened to John

    ---- Matt's Song -----

    Title: The First of the Everkings To Die

    Challenge: Foreshadowing!

    i met a man travelling from the north passing through my part of town

    he wore a tattered overcoat, flapping open in the warm north wind, still carrying his service rifle

    hitched underneath his arm

    though the barrel was rusted and the stock had near completely decomposed

    i didn't say a word, no point asking these guys anything

    they've got enough on their plates from having nothing on their plates

    but i offered him some food i had either going spare or going bad

    and he thanked me with a nod and he kept on walking south

    they're always walking south

    don't know what they hope to find down there

    four other northman came passing through my part of town

    stacks of skin and castoff bones in those coats like rotten pelts

    I gave them what I had, but this time one of them stuck around

    Said the situations worsening faster than the snow can melt

    He asked me what I did down here, I said I was a writer

    At the very least I try to, but - he looked away he didn't care

    He sat down right there in my garden, sunflowers in winter

    And he told me what to tell you, and he left

    they're always walking south

    don't know what they hope to find down there

    He says it's going to happen soon, sooner than you think

    You'll see the symbols early but you won't know they mean

    And the daydreams that you've come rest your head upon at night

    Are like the permafrost, the first one of the Everkings to die

    But there's time, he says, there are chances easy missed

    There are lessons needing learned before the class has chance to sit

    And if you really pay attention, really take the whole thing

    You might just see where this is heading before the ending begins

    they're always walking south

    don't know what they hope to find down there

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  • S3E7: Li'l Louie
    2025/05/12

    Episode 7 of Jam Mechanics is a JAM. Bug talks nicknames and new addictions, and Matt quizzes Bug on his favorite subject.

    Jam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by Matt (The Narcissist Cookbook) and Bug (Bug Hunter) where we are challenged to write a song demo from scratch every episode.

    Huge thanks to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠DeepBlueInk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for our artwork and squeezing us into his busy schedule!

    If you'd like to download the demos we showed off, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠you can go to our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bandcamp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠website⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to pay-what-you-want to support us!

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    -- SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE BELOW --

    Prompt: "Buyer's Remorse"

    ----Bug's Song-----

    Title: Board Games

    Additional Challenge: Giving yourself a nickname

    Lyrics:

    I should've never done it

    I should've saved my budget

    I can't believe I even tried when I'm the only one that

    has the resolve and focus

    to stick with what we've chosen

    But as the night drags on I'm learning that this quest is hopeless


    This is never what this evening was about

    I have to keep it bottled everytime I wanna shout


    Stop talking during board games!

    Don't ask whose turn it is, its your, babe!

    You would know that if you hadn't asked how Hannah's Graduation went

    there were prolly speeches half as long as this distraction is


    Stop talking during board games!

    Do you know how long this took to coordinate?

    3 couples in their thirties on a table-flipping thursday

    now all of them are yawning by the middle of the 1st game


    I've popped out all the pieces

    spent 3+ hours reading

    no, they don't call me the Rulebook Ruler for no reason

    Sometimes this job is brutal

    but I just do it, you know

    I took all day to learn the lore and that was just for Uno


    I wanna game but you hit me with reverse

    now everytime you talk I wanna table-flippin' curse!


    Stop talking during board games!

    Don't ask whose turn it is, its your, babe!

    You would know that if you hadn't brought up Molly's border-collie

    now they're all looking at puppy pics

    instead of killing zombies


    Stop talking during board games!

    now I think that I understand divorce rates

    I was totally on board for in sickness and in health

    guess I should have seen this coming from your 20 minute vows


    But the worst part of this is, despite my perfect planned tactics

    when we tally up you always win


    All your talking during board games

    to disrupt my strategy was your aim

    thought I was married to a monster but it turns out you're a master

    I can't describe this feeling but I think that its attraction?


    All your talking during board games

    and pretending you were always really bored made

    me put down my defenses and fill my head with doubts

    but babe that's really clever I'm so table-flippin' proud



    ---- Matt's Song -----

    Title: JAM

    Additional Challenge: Must be a JAM song

    Lyrics:

    I dunno, Matt didn't send me any. Just listen to it!

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    38 分
  • S3E6: That's Petty Theft!
    2025/04/28
    On the 6th episode of season 3, Matt and Bug talk Hydras and Heists with two new songs to jam to on your Monday morningJam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by Matt (The Narcissist Cookbook) and Bug (Bug Hunter) where we are challenged to write a song demo from scratch every episode. Huge thanks to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠DeepBlueInk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for our artwork and squeezing us into his busy schedule!If you'd like to download the demos we showed off, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠you can go to our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bandcamp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠website⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to pay-what-you-want to support us!Our Music:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Narcissist Cookbook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bug Hunter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and our brand-new discord is here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, etc!Please rate / review and share the show (and our music) with friends!-- SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE BELOW --Prompt: "Love Song to a Body Part"----Bug's Song-----Title: The HydraAdditional Challenge: Rule of 3Lyrics: I admit I was pissed when you chopped off my headand Hercules, you looked pleased (or rather relieved?) that I was deadbut from the stump of my neck I grew two more(I swear this has never happened before)but I'm back and better off than I was then(and now they're singing)Do you think the Hydra knew that THAT would happen?Or was he surprised as everyone of us?Decapitate me once, shame on you, that ain't enoughDo you think the Hydra knew he'd get back up?The first dozen times were the hardest but now I believebefore this battle started I was hopelessly naivebut now this one's a fighter, and this one's a biterand that one's determined, and this one knows Germanand one knows Karate, we call that one "choppy"but don't talk to this one 'till he's had his coffeewe're offering all of these skillsyou can chop off our heads but you can never killwe'll just get bigger and better and stronger togetherI've tethered the best parts of me so now whetherYou think the Hydra knew that THAT would happenor if he's surprised as everyone of usDecapitate me twice, shame on you, it's still not niceDo you think the Hydra knew he'd get back up?Now Hercules is screaming: "this is not how this one goes"but you've mixed up mythology for history, my foecause history is what happened, mythology is imaginednow I'm rewriting this myself to be the hero of this battleHercules, your turn to leaveyour trial subscription to life is completeI've got many mouths to feed so I'll start with non-believerscuz I think I always knew that this would happenThat I'd surprise the world with what I've gotDecapitate me thrice, I can do this all damn nightI think I always knew I'd get back upI think I always knew I'd get back up---- Matt's Song -----Title: Central Occipital NervousnessAdditional Challenge: Must be a CON songLyrics:i know youi know you're my oldest friendbefore we learned how to talkthere we were, lying therehand in handi know you're trying to helpi know you're trying but there ain't no helping mei know you're trying butsometimes the trying justcauses more pain that it needsi know thisWe've done this a million timesIt was our first party trickEveryoneCome watch meFlip my shitThis baby can turn on a dimei know you're trying to helpi know you're trying but there ain't no helping mei know you're trying butsometimes the trying justcauses more pain that it needsAnd the worst part is that I agreeThis world is frightening thingBut I'm going outside To see what I'll findAnd you can come with if you like
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    33 分
  • S3E5: Is That A Knife??
    2025/04/14
    Episode 5 means we're finally warming up and getting good at this podcast thing. Bug and Matt talk about big brains and unexpected knives, and deliver 2 brand-new cool songsJam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by Matt (The Narcissist Cookbook) and Bug (Bug Hunter) where we are challenged to write a song demo from scratch every episode. Huge thanks to ⁠⁠⁠⁠DeepBlueInk ⁠⁠⁠⁠ for our artwork and squeezing us into his busy schedule!If you'd like to download the demos we showed off, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠you can go to our ⁠⁠⁠⁠Bandcamp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠website⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to pay-what-you-want to support us!Our Music:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Narcissist Cookbook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bug Hunter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and our brand-new discord is here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠, etc!Please rate / review and share the show (and our music) with friends!-- SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE BELOW --Prompt: "Warming Up"----Bug's Song-----Title: Waiting for the Snow to MeltAdditional Challenge: coooooolLyrics: You were the first one that I thought ofwhen the forecast called for snowyou said you'd race me to the bottomand you took off down the slopesYou were the coolest on the mountainmaking sure everyone knows ittaking shortcuts off the trailwhile we just wondered "where'd he go"You said the loser has to buy a beerwhen we're back down at the lodgeand you knew I didn't drinkyou also knew you never lostI'd find you grinning, waiting for mebut I didn't mind the costit was worth it for the storieswhen you got a little sloshednow the mountains warming up as welland we're just waiting for the snow to meltcut to the crispest day of winteryou could see it in your grinweaving past all the beginnersskiing faster than the windwhen I beat you to the bottomthat's when the fear kicked inI MAY not know a lot but knowyou'd never let me winnow we're just waiting for the snow to meltWe're just waiting for the snow to melt to find something we lostsomeone taken by the mountain in a grave made out of frostAnd when we find your body I will send word to your momshe's the only one still holding on to hope after this longyeah we're just waiting for the snow to meltYou had the kind of wild spirit everyone else tries to fakeyou lived a life devoid of fear only an avalanche could takenow when our friends start drinking I'm the first to raise a toastcause you're the first one that I think of when the forecast calls for snowNow I'm just waiting for the snow to meltto get a break and thing of something else---- Matt's Song -----Title: Warming UpAdditional Challenge: Must be SHARPLyrics:you're just warming up to me nowi know that i can be a little too much sometimesalright maybe most of the timeI know that I'd struggle to love someone like me butYou can see itYou can see itYou can feel the swing and swayAll my crazy, random flailingLooks like dancing when you do it with meCan't you feel itCan't you feel itI'm just warming up to this nowNot so long ago I would sooner die than be knownBut you are gentle and slowAnd the further this goes i swear to god it's almost likeI can see itI can see itStrap me to the spinning latheTake your tools to all my failingsDecorate the floor as you cut them awayI can see itI can see itBut now I'm realising I could see it all this timeOh why do I only like myself when I'm reflected in your eyesI can see itFor the first timeHow I outsourced all my smiling to youHow I gave inGave up learningLet you carry me cause you offered toHow'd I miss thisHow'd I miss thisHow'd I miss thisHow I'll miss this How I'll miss this
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    35 分
  • S3E4: Min/Max Your Wiping
    2025/03/31
    Don't blame me for this title. This was Matt. Episode four of our once-respected podcast finds Bug and Matt diving deep into Hallmark Channel Movies and talking about their feelingsJam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by Matt (The Narcissist Cookbook) and Bug (Bug Hunter) where we are challenged to write a song demo from scratch every episode. Huge thanks to ⁠⁠⁠DeepBlueInk ⁠⁠⁠ for our artwork and squeezing us into his busy schedule!If you'd like to download the demos we showed off, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠you can go to our ⁠⁠⁠Bandcamp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠website⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to pay-what-you-want to support us!Our Music:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Narcissist Cookbook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bug Hunter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and our brand-new discord is here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and follow us on ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠, etc!Please rate / review and share the show (and our music) with friends!-- SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE BELOW --Prompt: "Just a Feeling"----Bug's Song-----Title: Liberal KittyAdditional Challenge: 200bpmLyrics:He's just a feline looking well groomedHe makes a beeline for me when he sees I have foodAnd you can see why kitty is the king of the houseyou'll never hear him coming when he's ready to pounceHis heroes are awesome: Bagheera, MufasaHe doesn't care for Aslan as we raised him as agnosticIf you put on the Aristocats he does get quite upsetcause this righteous little kitty really hates the 1%He's a Liberal KittyThat's the Liberal KittyHe shimmy, shimmy, shimmies to the left,and has the right to meowHe voted for Kamala but it didn't countcause he's a liberal kitty, and just a literal catHe's just a feline sharing his viewsHe doesn't see why people care which bathroom you useand it seems like you shouldn't need 2 jobs to survivesellling toe bean pictures on the web to get byHe donates to causes, his toe beans are awesomeBetween Bernie and AOC his favorite's a toss-upHe thinks we'll have a woman running things eventuallyand he really thinks that catnip should be moved to schedule 3He's a liberal KittyThat's the Liberal KittyHe shimmy, shimmy, shimmies to the left,and has the right to meowHe voted for Kamala but it didn't countcause he's a liberal kitty, and just a literal catHe is my liberal kittyhe's from a deep blue cityhis toe beans are so prettyHe is my liberal kittyHe is my liberal kittyhe's from a deep blue cityhis toe beans: itty bittyHe is my liberal kitty ---- Matt's Song -----Title: Aurora Teagarden: Reunited and it feels so DeadlyAdditional Challenge: Must be titled after a Hallmark MovieLyrics:i gotta wonder what you're doing herei gotta little too comfortable i thinki guess we gotta little used to notrunning in running in running in each othernow we've had a bit of time to stewto really soften us up and soak it all ini thought i had a lot to say to youbut open my mouth and bite off the tip of my tongueREUNITED AND IT FEELS SO DEADLYREUNITED AND IT FEELS SO DEADLYNANANANANAwhat a pity that you brought a guni really thought for a moment you were happy to see me nowwhat a shame that i came preparedwith a kev with a kev with a kevlar vestand then you ask me if i liked the tasteof my freshly brewed polonium teanot as much as i like the soundof the boom of the bomb that has gone off right under your seatREUNITED AND IT FEELS SO DEADLYREUNITED AND IT FEELS SO DEADLYHate is really just a feeling that we shareI squeeze your hand just to check you are still thereAnd I feel like squeeze back in the dark
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    35 分
  • S3E3: Caramel Party
    2025/03/17
    There's a Caramel Party happening in the Jam McCabin. On Episode 3 we're talking pranks and making two new tunes.Jam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by Matt (The Narcissist Cookbook) and Bug (Bug Hunter) where we are challenged to write a song demo from scratch every episode. Huge thanks to ⁠⁠DeepBlueInk ⁠⁠ for our artwork and squeezing us into his busy schedule!If you'd like to download the demos we showed off, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠you can go to our ⁠⁠Bandcamp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠website⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to pay-what-you-want to support us!Our Music:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Narcissist Cookbook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bug Hunter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and our brand-new discord is here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and follow us on ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠, ⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠, etc!Please rate / review and share the show (and our music) with friends!-- SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE BELOW --Prompt: "Unframed Photographs"----Bug's Song-----Title: After The FactAdditional Challenge: CAR/MALL/PARTYLyrics:Its a tough day for the home teammoving furniture is easy, its the personal stuff that worries mecause cleaning out your parents house is not how I imaginedwhile it looks like packing boxes up and sweepin out the cabinetsits another introduction to who you thought you knewa one-way heart to heart that's hard enough to make it throughwithout the pictures up in frames on the walls of your officea collection hand-selected to be handsome and flawlessI never saw the box of polaroids you'd forgottenpacked away inside a cabinet in the back of your garagethere's your first car with the hood poppedhere's you at a party with my uncle in a headlocksome candids of you camping, this one had to be from promits strange to see your arm around someone who isn't momI never knew that you knew Marty since you were in second gradeIn my head you met at work but now I don't know where that came fromA bunch of big assumptions never challenged while I couldA side I never saw because I thought I understoodNone of it was fiction but I learned after the factI'm mad you never told me but I'm madder I didn't askand all the pictures up in frames on the walls of your officea collection hand-selected to be handsome and flawlessI never saw the box of polaroids you'd forgottenpacked away inside a cabinet in the back of your garageAnd Now I know you better than I ever haveAnd it's nice to meet you after the factAnd Now I know you better than I ever haveAnd it's nice to meet you after the fact ---- Matt's Song -----Title: Pull You BelowAdditional Challenge: PRANK!Lyrics:You turned all the clocks back by 15 minutes a dayTil I felt like I was drowning just by being awakeYou switched out all the lightbulbsTil I couldn't even see my handsThere was a photograph beside my bedOf you and me but I don't recognise itWhispers and laughing out in the hallwayThere was a time I thinkBut I'm not sureYou called me by another nameWhere did I goPull me belowUnder the waterI might be lostFor now, but I'm clawingMy way from hell to your doorYou can't even look meDead in the eyesSo you won't see the lights coming onSo turn all of the clocks back by 15 minutes a dayI'm quietly counting the seconds awaySwitch out all of the lightbulbsFill the house with shadowThere was a photograph beside my bedOf you and me and I'm coming to get itSomething is moving out in the hallwayThere was a time our loveWas strong enoughTo raise me from the deadWhere will you goWhen I pull you belowUnder the water
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    32 分
  • S3E2: Socks Around My Ankles
    2025/03/03
    We're just trying to make a difference over here in the Jam McCabin, so grab some Popcorn and get ready to be ComplimentedJam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by Matt (The Narcissist Cookbook) and Bug (Bug Hunter) where we are challenged to write a song demo from scratch every episode. Huge thanks to ⁠DeepBlueInk ⁠ for our artwork and squeezing us into his busy schedule!If you'd like to download the demos we showed off, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠you can go to our ⁠Bandcamp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠website⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to pay-what-you-want to support us!Our Music:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Narcissist Cookbook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bug Hunter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and our brand-new discord is here⁠⁠⁠⁠and follow us on ⁠Instagram⁠, ⁠YouTube⁠, etc!Please rate / review and share the show (and our music) with friends!-- SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE BELOW --Prompt: "One (K)night's difference"----Bug's Song-----Title: Fix ItselfAdditional Challenge: A complimentLyrics:I said "I dunno, doc" as I sat up on the tablemy shirt off, thankful just my socks around my anklesI've had no luck with proper diagnosismy internet doctor just sent some shrug emojisand so she jots down a note, this'll do the trickget back to your old self quickBut I'm stubborn and a skepticbut this doctor won't accept itShe says "Take This and Call me in the morning"so I shake it and I say I can't afford itbut she insists and writes me a prescriptionso I throw it in the cabinet with the other dozen pillsthat I've ignored and sorta hope that it'll magically fix itselfnow its been 6 months so I come in for a check-upShe asks about my regimen and so I have to fess upThe bottle is still intactand my motivation's weaker than a childproof capThis calls for a higher dose, you're so easy to diagnoseYou're just stubborn and a skepticand this doctor won't accept itTake This and Call me in the morningI make a play to ask about the side-effects and warningsshe evades this and writes me a prescriptionand walks me to the pharmacy and watches as I pay and leaveand wonders if I still believe that this'll all fix itselfSo I'm standing in the bathroom, bottle on the windowsillhyping up myself 'cause I've never liked taking pillsI pop the top and to my surprisethere's nothing but a note insideIt says: Take this, and call me in the morningI love you and you're handsome and importantand I want you to feel like you're acceptedso I wrote you my love as a prescriptionSo I take it, and call you in the morningmy heart aching from the way that you support meand sometimes I get down, and afraid to ask for helpBut I know it won't fix itself---- Matt's Song -----Title: The Other BoysAdditional Challenge: Must use the word "POPCORN"Lyrics:PopcornNow I have your attention I got a two minute pitch and I'd like you to listenSo you've been putting up with suitors for a week now andThese losers can't do any of the cool shit I canI don't have money, I don't have fameOr blue blood flowing in my veinsBut excuse mePrincess I'm not like the other boysDragonYeah that was me in the yardDrove a 12 foot polearm through it's burning heartYou probably couldn't tell with my helmet askew But as the beast fell baby I was winking at youAnd the wizard in the hills who was raising the deadI cut him a deal before I cut off his headA hundred strong choir of your bloodline pastSinging love songs at your windowI don't have land, or military mightI don't have anyone to hold in the nightExcuse mePrincess I'm not like the other boysThey might have it all but you've still got a choicePower and blood, connections and coinOr me and whatever I've got going onI don't want to scare you by coming on strongBut I'd love you better than any of themNo plot of the devil or creation of menCould touch you when I am there at your sideAnd I don't have money, I don't have fameOr blue blood flowing through my veinsBut excuse mePrincess I'm not like the other boys
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  • S3E1: That's My Little Puppy Dog!
    2025/02/17
    AND WE ARE BACK! Season 3 kicks off with Bug and Matt catching up on their names, their goals, and of course, their favorite party tricks.Jam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by Matt (The Narcissist Cookbook) and Bug (Bug Hunter) where we are challenged to write a song demo from scratch every episode. Huge thanks to DeepBlueInk for our artwork and squeezing us into his busy schedule!If you'd like downloadable files for this episode (and the demos we showed off), ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠you can go to our Bandcamp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠website⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to pay-what-you-want to support us!Our Music:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Narcissist Cookbook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bug Hunter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and our brand-new discord is here⁠⁠⁠and follow us on Instagram, YouTube, etc! Please rate / review and share the show (and our music) with friends!-- SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE BELOW --Prompt: "Not Guilty Anymore"----Bug's Song-----Title: Guilty VerdictAdditional Challenge: "Party Trick"Lyrics:CongratulationsGimme your hand and let me shake itA signature is all it takes, an engraving on the dotted lineand then you've made itTurn on the news, kidEveryone's got their eyes on you, kidYou'll get the credit for producing this, in truth,all I did was introduce it... the rest is you, kidYou took the news like its a sermon but, but when I heard itthat shit hit me like a guilty verdictGood news, you tell me I deserve it butI didn't earn it, I didn't earn thisSo have your way, thenI'll take the money and the fame, thenThis is what happens when you're waiting on your breakand no one tells you when to say "when"And if I lose itI have no way to reproduce itJust watch me crawling back to you, sit backI'll ask for second chances you'll refuse itThe rest was you, kidYou took the news like its a sermon but, but when I heard itthat shit hit me like a guilty verdictGood news, you tell me I deserve it butI didn't earn it, I didn't earn thisI made a deal with the devilI meant what I said when I said I'd do anythingDidn't think we'd make it as far we didarmed with our party tricks, all that we're carryingI made a deal with the devilI meant what I said when I said I'd do anythingToo late for take-backs or argumentsonce you have started it, take it and bury itYou took the news like its a sermon but, but when I heard itthat shit hit me like a guilty verdictGood news, you tell me I deserve it butI didn't earn it, I didn't earn this---- Matt's Song -----Title: Pardon MeAdditional Challenge: Last Line == First LineLyrics:I went and did some things that I shouldn't have done(I guess) I got a little carried awayEverybody's done it, got their gun and gone to congressTried to overthrow democracyDon't act like it's a big dealIt was just a party baby, hardly anybody was killedTreason isn't treason when you do it badlySo how about a solid from daddyPardon mePardon meI won't ever do it againProbablyI mean no guaranteesYes I learned my lesson, I guess you'll always pardon meSay good boy and pat my bumThat was just a goof, a gaffe, a blunder, and a good dry runI swear that I will love and serve, honour and obey theeSo How's about a favour for babyPardon mePardon meI won't ever do it againProbablyI mean no guaranteesYes I learned my lesson, I guess The best defense is a presidentWho let's us get away with whatever we pleasePardon meI went and did some things that I shouldn't have done
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