In this wildly relatable, slightly chaotic episode, we cover all the essentials of life as we continue to creep into our ahem mid-40s. From Monday-off energy and Meta Quest Beat Saber battles to side-eyeing TikTok liars (seriously, “stay-at-home daughter”?) and RHOSLC’s Britani’s cringe-inducing dance video, we’ve got opinions, rants, and laughs.

We’ll tackle hard-hitting questions like:

• How do people make actual money by posting their lives online? (Asking for a friend.)

• Who in our friend group is most likely to buy a boat—and can we convince them to?

• Can we win The Amazing Race? Totes obviously

Plus, we recap a recent trip to Half Moon Bay, debate pilot lessons, and dream of living on the ocean.

Please like, follow, share and rate our podcast! For more podcast content, find and follow us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky!

If you'd like to interact with our hosts, reach out at jtspodcastgirls@gmail.com.

Welcome to Jacked, Tan and Snarky the ultimate guide to navigating life’s dumpster fire with a healthy dose of snark. This week, we’re ringing in the new year by diving into deprivation tanks, and questioning why our internal clocks insist we’re still 26.

From the chaos of carving out alone time during Christmas to surviving family we’re hitting it all. We’re also tackling New Year’s goals—decluttering (aka procrastinating), Dry January stupidity, and plugging in our phones to reclaim screen-free sanity. Plus, we’ll explore how puzzles, knitting (and quitting knitting), and barn cats fit into the untethered madness.

Want more? Let’s chat free association singing, Jiu Jitsu with kids, rotting squirrels in mason jars (for science!), and how drinking at 6 a.m. can still be a vibe. Oh, and there’s a shout-out to Sue (mom goals), Matt (cruise bets FTW), and the most questionable gym equipment ever invented.

Grab a drink (or don’t, it’s Dry January) and join us for a whirlwind of humor, self-discovery, and maybe even a little book burning (metaphorically, we promise).

Please like, follow, share and rate our podcast! For more podcast content, find and follow us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky!

If you'd like to interact with our hosts, reach out at jtspodcastgirls@gmail.com.

Welcome back to Jacked, tann-ish and definitely snarky, where we dissect the chaos of modern life with wit, wisdom, and just a touch of exhaustion.

This week, we start by shouting out our loyal listeners (hi, Carrie, David, and Jamie—you’re the real MVPs). Then we dive headfirst into Love After Lockup, a show that proves love knows no bounds—or brain cells. From there, we chat about the Yellowstone finale that wasn’t actually a finale, because apparently, dragging things out is a vibe.

We mourn Chelsea’s fallen Christmas tree and shattered ornaments, and observe the superstitious magic of shouting “rabbit rabbit” into the void. Jenny shares a horse story and her unexpected preference for the word “dookie” (we’re nothing if not linguistically inventive), and we delve into the gritty lives of barn cats who could probably take over the world if they cared enough.

There’s also a candid chat about motherhood phases, from craving a last-minute date night to regretting buying a three-row SUV. We unpack the mystery of the TikTok dancer in the snow, recap Wicked with all the dramatic flair it deserves, and take a moment to side-eye Ariana Grande’s dating choices.

To wrap it up, we debate whether thoughtful gifts or cold hard cash win the holidays, and Chelsea has a heartfelt lament about her ever-growing collection of gray hairs. Spoiler alert: aging is a scam.

Pour a drink, get cozy, and join us for an episode that’s equal parts chaos and catharsis.

Please like, follow, share and rate our podcast! For more podcast content, find and follow us on Instagram @jackedtanandsnarky!

If you'd like to interact with our hosts, reach out at jtspodcastgirls@gmail.com.