🐴 Selso and Moose: Rodeo Rookies 🐮

It was a scorchin’ Saturday in Midland, and Selso had one goal: become a rodeo legend. Not the usual lasso-swingin’, boot-stompin’ type—but the kind that enters on a unicycle juggling toast. His trusty sidekick Moose (not a moose, just a very large, mildly confused dog who answers to "Buddy Cowboy") was equally determined, mostly because he thought “rodeo” meant “all-you-can-eat chili.”

They showed up late to the tryouts, Selso wearing a glittery cape, Moose wearing half a saddle and a cowboy hat that looked like it had survived a tornado and a toddler. The announcer squinted at them and said, “Uh...what event are y’all here for?”

Selso winked. “Surprise category.”

Their first challenge: the mechanical bull. Selso climbed on like a knight mounting a dragon. Moose sat beside the control panel and—trying to be helpful—accidentally pressed TURBO. The bull spun so fast Selso achieved temporary orbit. When he landed, he struck a heroic pose. “Did I win?”

Next up, the lasso challenge. Selso tried to rope a plastic steer while Moose chased it thinking it was a chew toy. Selso roped Moose by accident. Moose didn’t mind. He was just happy to be involved.

Finally, the freestyle performance. Selso and Moose burst onto the dirt arena with boom box blaring. Selso breakdanced while juggling toast, Moose did interpretive barking. The crowd went silent, confused, then slowly erupted into laughter and applause.

They didn’t win any rodeo trophies. But they did win something better: a golden spatula labeled “Most Creative Misinterpretation of a Rodeo”. Selso held it high. “This is for everyone who ever dreamed of dancing in dirt!”

Moose howled in agreement, his cowboy hat falling off dramatically.

(00:00) - INTRO AND CATCH UP

(02:27) - MUSIC NEWS

(06:52) - A SPECIAL CALL

(14:53) - QUESTION

(19:31) - DOES THIS JAM JELLY?

(26:55) - SONG FOR NEXT EPISODE

(27:16) - ENDING AND OUTRO

Do you agree with the toasties given?

Make sure you check out the song here:

⁠https://open.spotify.com/track/2gyknQOJvwglY6WUOJvDv1?si=4b6bccdfe9a44073⁠

You can also follow our running playlist here:

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If you have any suggestions or song requests you can email us at ⁠jamroomtapespodcast@gmail.com

Hey.....were back.........again.

So with both of our lives just being so hectic lately we decided to do an episode idea that we; had for a while. in hindsight its probably a horrible idea. But for the sake of getting an episode out we grabbed some snacks, got comfy and put on one of Selsos favorite movies. The 2003 skater film "GRIND". We had fun watching this movie and making some commentary on it. Let us know if you would like this idea or if we should scrap any future episodes with this idea.

SO if you're super bored and want to watch along with this episode , grab you some popcorn and twizzlers and lets do this.

Luke Skywalker plays hide-and-seek with a yeti, gets rescued, and then decides it’s Jedi training time! Meanwhile, Han Solo and friends run from the Empire, get betrayed by their smooth-talking buddy Lando, and Han ends up as a frozen popsicle. Luke ditches training early (because patience is not his thing), fights Darth Vader, loses a hand, and finds out the galaxy’s biggest secret—Vader is his dad! Cue dramatic NOOOO! Then everyone runs away to plan their next move while Han stays stuck in the freezer.

Lightsabers, space chases, and emotional drama—a perfect recipe for a good time. 🍿😆

(00:00) - INTRO AND CATCH UP
(10:30) - MUSIC NEWS
(17:50) - QUESTIONS FOR ZATCH
(39:36) - DOES THIS JAM JELLY?
(46:28) - GUESS THE SONG
(56:54) - SONG FOR NEXT EPISODE
(57:23) - ENDING AND OUTRO

Do you agree with the toasties given?

Make sure you check out the song here:
https://open.spotify.com/track/6vlmapiqb58O5rj5KPSCuK?si=7815ceab9c8442bc

You can also follow our running playlist here:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5iOOJrkJrxE1m8y31tIgW3?si=3a938433b2c94bfd

Check us out on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/jamroomtapes/

If you have any suggestions or song requests you can email us at jamroomtapespodcast@gmail.com

The boys are back and are taking a little trip. Get comfortable, grab you some coffee, and have a listen while we catch up with the guys to see what they have been up to.

our running playlist here:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5iOOJrkJrxE1m8y31tIgW3?si=3a938433b2c94bfd
Check us out on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/jamroomtapes/
If you have any suggestions or song requests you can email us at jamroomtapespodcast@gmail.com

This is the true story....

Of Moose and Selso....

Friends picked to podcast in a jam room....

(work together) and have their lives taped....

To find out what happens....

When people stop being polite....

And start being real...

This is....

Jam Room Tapes.

(00:00) - INTRO AND LOTS OF CATCH UP
(40:36) - MUSIC NEWS
(44:41) - QUESTION
(46:22) - DOES THIS JAM JELLY?
(1:07:52) - GUESS THE SONG
(1:14:43) - SONG FOR NEXT EPISODE
(1:15:56) - ENDING AND OUTRO

Do you agree with the toasties given?

Make sure you check out the song here:
https://open.spotify.com/track/6A9zZO9ibucGSN8Jmyxt9w?si=76ff7729e9a94934

You can also follow our running playlist here:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5iOOJrkJrxE1m8y31tIgW3?si=3a938433b2c94bfd

Check us out on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/jamroomtapes/

If you have any suggestions or song requests you can email us at jamroomtapespodcast@gmail.com

Ingredients:

• 3 large eggs

• 1 cup granulated sugar

• 1 cup all-purpose flour

• 1 teaspoon baking powder

• 1/4 teaspoon salt

• 1/3 cup water

• 1 teaspoon vanilla extract

• 1/2 cup fruit jelly or jam of your choice

• Powdered sugar for dusting

1. Preheat Oven: Preheat your oven to 375°F (190°C). Grease a 15x10x1-inch baking pan and line it with parchment paper. Grease the parchment paper lightly and dust it with flour.

2. Prepare Batter: In a large bowl, beat the eggs until thick and lemon-colored. Gradually add the granulated sugar, beating well. Mix in the water and vanilla extract. In a separate bowl, sift together the flour, baking powder, and salt. Gradually add this to the egg mixture, blending just until smooth.

3. Bake: Pour the batter into the prepared baking pan and spread it evenly. Bake for 12-15 minutes, or until the cake springs back when lightly touched.

4. Roll the Cake: While the cake is baking, lay out a clean kitchen towel and sprinkle it generously with powdered sugar. When the cake is done, immediately loosen the edges and turn it out onto the prepared towel. Carefully peel off the parchment paper. Starting from one of the short sides, roll the cake up with the towel (this helps shape it and prevents sticking). Let it cool completely in the towel.

5. Add Filling: Once the cake has cooled, carefully unroll it. Spread your desired jelly or jam evenly over the cake, leaving a small border around the edges.

6. Re-Roll and Serve: Re-roll the cake without the towel this time. Place it seam side down on a serving platter and dust the top with powdered sugar.

Enjoy your homemade jelly roll! 🍰

(00:00) - INTRO AND CATCH UP
(11:17) - OLD WORKIN SPOT MEMORIES
(23:22) - MUSIC NEWS
(29:01) - QUESTION
(30:57) - DOES THIS JAM JELLY?
(54:00) - GUESS THE SONG
(1:03:33) - SONG FOR NEXT EPISODE
(1:04:13) - ENDING AND OUTRO
Do you agree with the toasties given?

Make sure you check out the song here:
https://open.spotify.com/track/2dSXrqeloEF2jn4VBNZpZs?si=a98f4f64625e4ca0

You can also follow our running playlist here:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5iOOJrkJrxE1m8y31tIgW3?si=3a938433b2c94bfd

Check us out on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/jamroomtapes/

If you have any suggestions or song requests you can email us at jamroomtapespodcast@gmail.com

Gather Supplies: Grab a slice or two of your favorite bread, a toaster, and any toppings you love (like butter, jam, or avocado).

Prep the Toaster: Plug in your toaster and select your preferred level of toasting—light, medium, or dark.

Toast the Bread: Place the bread slices into the toaster slots and push down the lever to start toasting.

Wait: Keep an eye on the bread as it toasts. Depending on your toaster and settings, it might take 1-3 minutes.

Retrieve the Toast: Once the toaster pops, carefully remove the toast slices (they may be hot!).

Add Toppings: Spread your chosen toppings over the toast. Get creative with combinations!

Enjoy: Bite into your delicious creation and savor the crispy, warm goodness.

Bon appétit! 🍞😋

(00:00) - INTRO AND CATCH UP
(14:42) - MUSIC NEWS
(27:12) - FUN WITH AI
(32:44) - DOES THIS JAM JELLY?
(49:22) - GUESS THE SONG
(55:12) - SONG FOR NEXT EPISODE
(56:02) - ENDING AND OUTRO

Do you agree with the toasties given?
Make sure you check out the song here:
https://open.spotify.com/track/43zr9kKkeiQrshvYuvNtfM?si=6d387015f85043eb
You can also follow our running playlist here:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5iOOJrkJrxE1m8y31tIgW3?si=3a938433b2c94bfd
Check us out on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/jamroomtapes/
If you have any suggestions or song requests you can email us at jamroomtapespodcast@gmail.com

Soooooo.......Moose has the flu. Please enjoy or just tolerate this episoded recorded at the hunting lease. Please excuse the audio quality i only had the 2 cheap mics and i drunkenly started raising the gain on the mixer.

You can also follow our running playlist here:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5iOOJrkJrxE1m8y31tIgW3?si=3a938433b2c94bfd
Check us out on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/jamroomtapes/
If you have any suggestions or song requests you can email us at jamroomtapespodcast@gmail.com