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Handsome man, Sebastian Stan. What's he up to? What an absolute chamelion. He's a snide weiner sucking con man, human meat trafficking entrepenur, shitty little man, and teenage witch. He can do anything, this guy. So Tim Birdman and myself dive into a couple of his works to see what's what. So snug up those hair plugs and pop that collar, because it's time for another malformed episode of It's Just 2 Movies!

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Romance is in the air, but be careful not to land yourself in horny jail. Let's talk about a movie that Birdman and I have mentioned on the pod many many times. They Came Together, probably my favorite parody of all time, and the pairing homerun of My Demon Lover, a total suprise and wacky hit I'm going to wind up picking up a physical copy of. So don't forget to grab a condom from the rubber bowl, because it's time for another reed wetting episode of It's Just 2 Movies!

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Violent ladies? I get it. If my own bodily autonomy were subject to someone else's will, I'd probably snap. I don't think that's the chief concern for these ladies though. Strange Darling, a wild ride that I did not expect to immediately fall in love with from it's storytelling. Chainsaw Sally: I didn't expect to like Chainsaw Sally, and I was right. So grease up and do a little bump, because it's time for another electrifying episode of It's Just 2 Movies!

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Prison. What's that like? Birdman and I are determined to find out, but not determined enough to go to prison. First up, Shot Caller: underrated gem of a action movie that gives a great look at how the institution perpetuates violence. Also a great reminder to stfu around cops. But hey, it can't all be murder and rectal repositories, ladies got prison too! It's just a lot more like a super chill spa. At least as portraied in Vendetta. As for other Female Prisoner movies, more research required. So grease that chapstick and snag a bottle of champaigne for the road, because it's cold hard time for another episode of It's Just 2 Movies!

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If anyone else was wondering if Illumination was planning on recasting Mario and Luigi, it looks like Luigi and I made the list! Join us as we hunt through some pipes and try to save the princess. Btw, recorded this on 12/6 from 6:00am - 9:00pm incase anyone needs to know.

So get ready to crush some turtles and lay some pipe, because it's time for another clipped up episode of It's Just 2 Movies!

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I was a little under the weather recently which put a sizable ding in our recording schedule with the holidays coming up. Our Low Fill Awards and Clip Show episodes may be releasing later than usual this year. My apologies.

Instead, please enjoy this guest spot I did for the fine fellows over at The ATI Podcast. Hosted by Barrett Lewis and joined by myself and Eli Lachance of Nocturne books, we had a great chat about a cool horror anthology that I'd not seen before.

We should be back to our regular release schedule by the next eipsode.

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It's that time of the year again where we say thanks for brewery canning machienery tollerances, and "My dad could beat up your dad," type hypotheticals. Speaking of machienery tollerances, we're talking about The Mangler. A haunted sheet folding machine. What's scarier than a haunted machine? How about a wooden man controlled by a blind woman? Grab your blanket, hold your wooden man tight, and place your bets, it's time for an annually stupid episode of It's Just 2 Movies!

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We're back on our vampire bs. Birdman and I are checking out some fun movies this week. Firstly Abigail. A vampire ballarina and a bunch of criminals in a big creepy ass house, brought to you by the folks who brought you Ready or Not! Next we turn to one of the most critically panned directors out there and one of his earlier works, BloodRayne. What. A. Ride. Open wide and get ready to suck, because it's time for another toothy episode of It's Just 2 Movies!

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