Greetings, delicious humans!

Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. Neither is our annual training and enrollment.

No, seriously. We use a LOT more mind control.

In this episode, discover how serious we are about our harassment policies…

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Evildoers, please prepare your earholes for a gentle sonic landscape. Spend an evening with Winifred and her beloved "dog" Coelacanth. Includes a (very) lo-fi background track, rain and wind against the window, tea, the occasional distant scream, and the hunting howls of the children of the night. Also, tiny dog snores.

Regular service will resume on Thursday, Jan 9.

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An ever increasing amount of digital frippery is available at Gumroad. Zines. Encouragement. PWYW.

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Greetings, delicious humans!

Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. Neither are our annual promotions.

No, seriously. We have a much higher body count.

In this episode, discover how to get ahead at Global Synergy Amalgamated.

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We're also in your internets at Instagram, Bluesky, and Tumblr.

An ever increasing amount of digital frippery is available at Gumroad. Zines. Encouragement. PWYW.

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Greetings, delicious humans!

Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. Neither are our employee requirements.

No, seriously. We have folks who speak Mole Person.

In this episode, prep for a potluck and bring your pet to work.

Store open now at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/shop/

We're also in your internets at Instagram, Bluesky, and Tumblr.

An ever increasing amount of digital frippery is available at Gumroad. Zines. Encouragement. PWYW.

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Thank you for your compliance.

Greetings, delicious humans!

Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. Neither are our policies and procedures.

No, seriously. We have to account for lycanthropy.

In this episode, learn about exciting new positions available on the new moonbase and under Denver International Airport.

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We're also in your internets at Instagram, Bluesky, and Tumblr.

An ever increasing amount of digital frippery is available at Gumroad. Zines. Encouragement. PWYW.

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Thank you for your compliance.

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Greetings, delicious humans!

Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. So we don’t have ordinary workshops.

No, seriously. You have to perfect your evil monologues somehow.

In this episode, discover more about the kind of perks we offer our dedicated employees, including catering by Donner Party Planning.

Learn more at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/

We're also on social media at Instagram, Bluesky, and Tumblr.

An ever increasing amount of digital frippery is available at Gumroad.

And we are infinitely grateful for a beverage at Ko-fi.

Thank you for your compliance.

Greetings, delicious humans!

Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. We're a genuinely evil soulless corporation.

No, seriously. We have a volcano lair and everything.

Please enjoy this initial episode of your new favorite podcast. You are 99.999738% unlikely to grow tentacles as a result. And if they do sprout, R&D assures us they will be either temporary or useful.

Learn more at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/

We're also on social media at Instagram, Bluesky, and Tumblr.

An ever increasing amount of digital frippery is available at Gumroad.

And we are infinitely grateful for a beverage at Ko-fi.

Thank you for your compliance.

Welcome, delicious humans, to Good Morning Evildoers — your new favorite podcast.

We here at Global Synergy Amalgamated sincerely hope you enjoy this introductory broadcast. This season will feature human entertainment. For people. Please join us again next time! Broadcasting at between 20 hertz and 20 kilohertz. For human ears.

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