Hey GOMLARMY, Welcome back to another episode where Dave and I laugh at stupid shit on the internet, make fun of the woke mob and blame the ills of the world on the last couple of generations.

This week:

- We hear from Dave on his expedition into the centre of Australia and its surprising amount of pubs.

-We make an apology for an international incident.

-Baylen has gone off the rails!

-A momentous introduction to a 'Unique' individual.

-We end of the episode with a cultural conundrum.

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https://www.tiktok.com/@baylen.dupree/video/7393516308190711086 Baylen

https://www.tiktok.com/@the_shoe_fits/video/7284749314373504299 mall interaction

https://www.tiktok.com/@the_shoe_fits/video/7266179882298772779 tattoo

https://www.tiktok.com/@the_shoe_fits/video/7215712749131713838 name change

00:00:00 - Night Out Observations : Dave shares a story about a night out with the boss, observing young men drinking cocktails and young women drinking beers.

00:01:36 - Podcast Introduction : Introduction to the Get Off My Lawn podcast with hosts Darren and Dave, including their social media handles and a mention of their competition with Gavin McGinnis.

00:02:51 - International Incident Apology : Dave apologizes for an Australian breakdancer's poor performance at the Olympic Games, leading to a humorous discussion about breakdancing.

00:05:03 - Dave 's Outback Adventure: Dave recounts his recent trip through the Simpson Desert, including a breakdown and an innovative repair using a winch rope.

00:11:09 - Australian Outback Vastness : Discussion about the vastness of Australian outback stations, including the size of the largest station in Australia.

00:13:03 - Podcast Milestone : Celebration of the podcast's 10th episode and a transition to funnier topics.

00:13:30 - Baylen Dupree 's New Tic: Introduction to Baylen Dupree and her new tic, leading to a humorous critique of her behaviour.

00:18:59 - Introduction to Woke Dad : Introduction to Daniel Alexander, also known as Woke Dad, and his quest for internet fame through virtue signalling.

00:25:59 - Woke Dad 's Tattoo Story: Woke Dad shares a story about getting a new tattoo and an interaction with a woman at the store, leading to a discussion about his credibility.

00:30:55 - Woke Dad 's Son's Name Change: Woke Dad talks about allowing his son to change his name, leading to a critique of his parenting style.

00:36:07 - Dear Dave: Cultural Appropriation : A listener asks for advice on wearing traditional clothing from different cultures without offending anyone, leading to humorous suggestions from Dave.

00:43:05 - Podcast Wrap-Up : Closing remarks, including a call to action for listeners to subscribe, follow, and send in their problems for Dave to address.

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Hey, Get Off My Lawn Army!

Welcome back to another episode where Dave and I laugh at stupid stuff on the internet, make fun of the woke mob and blame the ills of the world on the last couple of generations.

This week:

Lizard Man Anecdote:

We kicked off the episode with a hilarious and somewhat bizarre story about a long-time visitor to Dave's shop, affectionately known as "Lizard Man."

TV Show Rant - The Boys:

Dave shared his thoughts on the TV show "The Boys,"

Protester Fails:

We had a good laugh at some protester fails

Flat Earth Mark Update:

We revisited Flat Earth Mark, and his disturbing revelations about his past.

Dear Dave:

Dave and I helped out a meat challenged listener.

Knife Fail Clip:

We wrapped up the episode with a funny clip of a guy testing a pocket knife, only to quickly realize the folly of his actions.

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https://x.com/ausiecountryboy/status/1784879697492431305?s=46&t=AsJMFC6J4IvG3Md797np0w protest festival look at Melbourne

https://x.com/gandhiaoc/status/1785582537537995218?s=46&t=AsJMFC6J4IvG3Md797np0w audible protest remover

https://youtu.be/UyIgOqzbMFE?si=lOd4Y4aEGKerqIIo anti Israel protester in Holland

https://x.com/clownworld_/status/1805982908982960291?s=61&t=21WvB0Cl82HQs0pTN6ME3Q rope over road

https://youtu.be/dG9Y7oicolc?si=9m925p2aTjp9XYst Fake protestor

https://www.tiktok.com/@bungeemarkofficial/video/7343137898503359746 Flat earth

https://www.tiktok.com/@bungeemarkofficial/video/7343234332879883521 Mark

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8hZ35UBBKM/?igsh=MWk1YnBwM3d1ZXJuaw== Hobby Horse

00:00:00 - Lizard Man 's Visits: .

00:05:08 - Podcast Introduction :

00:07:38 - TV Show "The Boys":

00:13:06 - Melbourne 's Protest Culture: .

00:15:09 - Protester Fails :

00:19:25 - Protesters and Barricades :

00:21:31 - Attention-Seeking Protester :

00:25:20 - Flat Earth Mark 's Citizen's Arrest:

00:34:39 - Hobby Horsing Championships :

00:43:54 - Dear Dave: Vexed Vegan :

00:52:00 - Knife Testing Fail :

#comedy #theboys #vegan #flatearth #hobbyhorsing #trending #podcast #podcasting

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Welcome back, GOML Army!

In this episode, we dive into a variety of topics that are sure to entertain and provoke thought(No promises though). From the irresistible allure of Tim Tams, to the intricacies of the English language and the absurdity of hobby horsing, this episode has it all!(Oh, and more DID system's, I cant help it they're funny)

· Tim Tams Addiction : Are Tim Tams the biscuit equivalent of heroin? Darren and Dave share their hilarious experiences with these addictive treats.

· Traffic Rants : Dave vents about the daily frustrations of commuting, including reckless drivers and traffic diversions.

· Mark McGowan 's COVID Message: A look back at the controversial COVID message aimed at the Indigenous population in Western Australia.

· Greta Thunberg 's Early Speech: A humorous take on one of Greta's early speeches about saving the banks to save the world.

· Key and Peele 's Influence: A funny comparison to a viral graduation name-calling video reminiscent of Key and Peele's famous sketch.

· Dear Dave : This week's advice segment tackles a sensitive issue about a partner's secret OnlyFans account.

· Hobby Horsing : Discover the bizarre world of hobby horsing and why it's causing such a stir.

McGowan

Greta

College Names

Therians & Quadrobics

Hobby Horsing

00:00:00 - Tim Tams and Mint Slices: The Addictive Biscuits

00:02:20 - Podcast Introduction and Hosts

00:03:31 - How to Contact the Show

00:04:10 - Traffic Woes and Bad Drivers

00:06:25 - Post-COVID Driving Observations

00:06:50 - The Mystery of Dave's Tree

00:08:22 - Discovering the Yuzu Lemon Tree

00:09:30 - Listener Demographics and Shoutouts

00:10:11 - Mark McGowan and COVID Policies

00:15:46 - The Ridiculousness of the Translation

00:17:56 - Greta Thunberg's Bank Statement

00:19:49 - Key and Peele's Name Sketch

00:20:46 - Mispronounced Graduation Names

00:22:28 - The Realness of the Graduation Clip

00:24:17 - Callback to Quadrobics and DID Systems

00:25:09 - Osa's Therian Identity

00:26:24 - Quadrobics and Therian Connection

00:27:17 - Therian Alters in DID Systems

00:28:46 - The Increase in Crazy People

00:31:12 - Dear Dave: Partner's OnlyFans Account

00:38:49 - Hobby Horsing as a Sport

00:44:08 - Top 10 Crazy Sports Idea 00:44:56

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Hey there Get Off MY Lawn Army! Welcome back to another episode of the Podcast, where we, your hosts Darren and Dave, dive into the quirks of social media, the antics of millennials and Gen Z, and anything else that catches our attention. #GOMLARMY

We kicked off with some updates:

· We're now on Locals and Rumble! While we don't have videos up yet, stay tuned for future content.

Dave shared a personal tragedy involving his favourite pair of Havaiana thongs. After a mishap on his lawn, he blew out the front plug of his right thong. However, in a stroke of luck, he found two right thongs in his cupboard, albeit in different colours. This led to a humorous discussion about the durability of thongs and sandals.

We introduced a local character from Cairns, known as Bungie Mark on TikTok. Mark is a flat earther with some unique theories about how planes should fly if the Earth were a globe. His demonstrations using a globe and a dare ice coffee bottle provided us with plenty of laughs and head-scratching moments.

We received our first "Dear Dave" letter from an anonymous listener(Well he was anonymous for a little while). The listener is in a relationship with a girl who has expressed interest in a threesome involving another guy. This led to a deep dive into the complexities of relationships, trust, and personal boundaries. Dave offered some thoughtful, albeit humorous, advice on navigating this tricky situation.

We revisited the topic of DID with a new character, Solar, who has multiple alters. Solar's system includes a variety of personalities, including a bird named Kestrel and a non-human from Pluto. We explored the complexities and challenges of living with DID, providing both insight and entertainment.

Thanks for tuning in, and we'll catch you next time on the Get Off My Lawn podcast!

Darren & Dave.

Timestamps

00:00:00 - Introduction and Banter

00:00:51 - Podcast Introduction

00:01:35 - Social Media and Video Plans

00:02:37 - Personal Struggles and Thong Tragedy

00:04:44 - Thong Preferences and Stories

00:07:05 - Thong Saga Continues

00:07:15 - First Subject: Flat Earther from Cairns

00:08:39 - Flat Earth Demonstration with Plane and Globe

00:10:01 - Flat Earth Logic Explained

00:11:20 - Critique of Flat Earther's Logic

00:13:24 - Further Flat Earth Demonstrations

00:16:03 - Gravity and Flat Earth

00:18:06 - Helicopter and Flat Earth

00:19:09 - Fake Earth Photos and Illusions

00:20:10 - Amusement Park Illusion

00:21:07 - Historical Flat Earth Claims

00:22:43 - Overthrowing the Government and Log Ride

00:24:06 - Teaser for Dear Dave Segment

00:24:27 - Dear Dave: Threesome Dilemma

00:27:28 - Dave's Advice on Threesome Dilemma

00:33:38 - Alternative Solutions for Threesome Dilemma

00:34:04 - Conclusion of Dear Dave Segment

00:35:24 - Introduction to Solar System (DID System)

00:36:53 - River's Introduction and System Explanation

00:39:02 - Solar System's Social Media and Contact

00:41:05 - Kestrel's Introduction

00:44:08 - Kestrel's Role and Fusion Explanation

00:47:59 - Kuiper Belt Liaison and Headspace Modifications

00:50:56 - Kestrel's Internal Role and Fusion Process

#dissociativeidentitydisorder #did #flatearth #flatearthtruth #flatearthsociety #threesomes #swingers

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Welcome back to another episode of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast, where we, your hosts Darren and Dave, dive into the quirks of social media, the antics of millennials and Gen Z, and anything else that catches our attention.

In this week’s episode of Get Off My Lawn, Darren and Dave ask the hard-hitting questions about:

-Dogs in shops

-The prophecies of one Greta Thunberg

-The logic behind flat earth theories

-D.I.D scams...I mean systems on TikTok

-Horrible Identity comedy

-Masking in 2024

-Life Hacks for not working.

Tune in for a dose of good laughs and unexpected insights! Remember, Don't Break Rule 1!

Get Off My Lawn Links

Darren and Dave start the podcast with a casual conversation about YouTube distractions and cosplay.

The hosts introduce the podcast, mentioning its focus on mocking social media trends and generational quirks.

Dave discusses his annoyance with dogs being allowed in retail environments.

The hosts sarcastically discuss climate change predictions and Greta Thunberg's statements.

Discussion on the rise of electric vehicles and the impact of Environmental, Social, and Governance (ESG) scores on businesses.

The hosts mock flat earth theorists and discuss bizarre flat earth models.

Discussion on how some people use religious texts to argue against scientific facts.

Continuation of mocking flat earth theories, focusing on the absurdity of some claims.

Casual chat about upcoming plans for the weekend, including a trip and enjoying a public holiday.

The hosts discuss a viral story about a transgender individual claiming to be pregnant and the social media reactions.

Discussion on people claiming to have Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID) on social media platforms.

The hosts critique a stand-up comedian who discusses their multiple identities and the challenges of defining oneself.

A continuation of the discussion on the stand-up comedian, focusing on jokes about testosterone and gender identity.

A woman expresses her distress over friends and family choosing not to wear masks anymore, leading to a personal rift.

A look at a new way to get around, or get injured. Perfect for those 4 legged identities in a system.

The hosts wrap up the episode, discussing the irregular schedule of the podcast and plans for future content.

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• Hey there, Get Off My Lawn army! It's your host, Darren, here with another episode recap. So grab your gin and tonic (and maybe a Lominge from the backyard), and let's dive into the highlights of today's show.
• We kicked things off with a laugh about Dave’s "Lominge" tree and its mysterious fruit, which, by the way, saved itself from being chopped down by becoming a surprisingly good gin and tonic ingredient. Cheers to that!
• Then we moved on to our main gripe of the day: people who can't walk in a straight line. Dave and I shared our frustration with these sidewalk swervers and even proposed a hilarious (and slightly aggressive) solution involving a swift kick to correct their course. Remember, folks, it's all about keeping the footpaths clear and moving efficiently.
• In our listener interaction segment, we reminded you to reach out to us on all our social platforms, including Insta, Twitter, and Gmail. Got a life issue? Just email us at Dear Dave, and we'll sort you out.
• We couldn't believe that a person claiming a 160 IQ didn't know Vegetables could go off!
• Magician or Musician, that is the question? Sukihana just doesn't get it!
• What's a D.I.D system and why should we care.
• We visit young Baylen, the girl with nice ticks :-)
• We also touched on the topic of making money in unconventional ways, like streaming and going viral for doing the most ridiculous things. It's a strange new world where fame can come from the least expected places.
• Lastly, a bit of convenience store justice, as a thief gets whats coming to him.
• That's a wrap for this episode. Thanks for tuning in, and don't forget to join us next time as we continue to poke fun at the world with our unique blend of humor and satire. Until then, don't break rule 1, you are the resistance and remember to keep off my lawn.

Darren and Dave

Contact-https://linktr.ee/gomlarmy

Timestamps:

00:00:00 - Podcast Intro and Drinks

00:00:22 - The Lominge Tree

00:01:13 - GOML Podcast Welcome

00:01:54 - Social Media and Generational Humor

00:02:25 - Contacting GOML

00:02:47 - Dave's Grievance: People Walking Erratically

00:08:27 - Death Pool Discussion and Stuttering John

00:19:15 - Bobby Althoff's Interview with Sukihana

00:26:29 - Sukihana's Rap Music

00:30:32 - The Owlish System: A Robot Alter

00:39:03 - Streamer Receives $5,000 Donation

00:45:44 - Balan: The Artificial Tourette's Girl

00:51:54 - Balan Explains Her Tics

00:53:06 - Shoplifter Fills Bin with Stolen Goods

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Welcome back to the Get Off My Lawn podcast, where my co-host Dave and I, Darren, dive into the absurdities of modern life with a comedic twist. In this fourth episode, we've hit a milestone and decided to shake things up with a special "Deadpool" edition. We're not talking about the superhero – we're predicting which celebrities might "fall off the perch" in 2024. It's all in good fun, and we're not wishing harm on anyone, so take it with a grain of salt and a laugh.

Remember to subscribe or follow us on your favorite podcatcher, rate us on Apple, Spotify, Podchaser or GoodPods, and reach out on social media.

Until next time,Get off my lawn, and we'll chat at you again in the next episode.

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Timestamps

00:00:12 - Podcast Introduction

Introducing the Get Off My Lawn podcast and hosts Darren and Dave.

00:00:45 - Contact Information

Sharing contact details for the podcast on various social media platforms.

00:01:17 - Celebrating Episode Milestone

Acknowledging the fourth episode of the podcast and discussing consistency.

00:01:49 - Introducing Deadpool Episode

Explanation of the episode's theme where hosts will predict celebrity deaths.

00:02:43 - Gene Simmons Death Prediction

Darren's humorous prediction on how Gene Simmons might meet his end.

00:05:14 - Dave's First Death Prediction

Dave's prediction involving a D-grade celebrity's demise.

00:09:53 - Greta Thunberg Death Prediction

Darren's satirical forecast of Greta Thunberg's fate.

00:12:08 - Dan Andrews Mention

A brief mention of Dan Andrews in the context of the Deadpool list.

00:12:59 - Rob Schneider Death Prediction

Dave's conspiracy-themed prediction for Rob Schneider's death.

00:15:57 - Christina Jenner Death Prediction

Darren's speculative scenario involving Christina Jenner and a weight loss drug.

00:18:43 - Bert Kreischer Death Prediction

Dave's narrative on how Bert Kreischer might encounter his end due to a Russian mafia story.

00:21:04 - Britney Spears Death Prediction

Darren's creative and tragic prediction for Britney Spears.

00:24:03 - Jim Carrey Death Prediction

Dave's theory on Jim Carrey's disappearance linked to his anti-Illuminati stance.

00:27:15 - Ozempic Discussion

A detailed discussion on the weight loss drug Ozempic and its potential impact.

00:30:12 - Fast Food Industry Conspiracy

Speculation on how the fast food industry might respond to a popular weight loss drug.

00:31:35 - Recap of Previous Show Attempt

Darren and Dave discuss the need to redo the show due to a previous lackluster attempt.

00:33:01 - Fireball Whiskey Mention

A casual mention of enjoying Fireball Canadian whiskey during the podcast.

00:37:04 - Russian Mafia Story

Further elaboration on Bert Kreischer's infamous Russian mafia story.

00:39:06 - Isaac Butterfield Praise

The hosts express their admiration for comedian Isaac Butterfield.

00:41:00 - Wrapping Up Deadpool Episode

Conclusion of the Deadpool episode and a reminder for listeners to send in problems for "Dear Dave" segment.

00:42:48 - Podcast Promotion

Encouraging listeners to subscribe, follow, and review the podcast on various platforms.

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Hey, Get Off My Lawn Army!

• First off, Dave and I discussed the phenomenon of Tourette's Girls on social media platforms like TikTok, YouTube, and Twitch. We took a closer look at Baylen Dupree, a popular figure in this space with a massive following. We watched some of her videos, debated the authenticity of her Tourette's, and even touched on her appearance on Dr. Phil. We also checked out another Tourette's influencer, Rachel Orkney, and pondered the differences between her and Baylen.
• Next up, we ventured into the world of Twitch and discovered AI Jesus, an interactive generative AI that answers questions with a biblical twist. We had a bit of fun asking AI Jesus about the future success of our podcast and even tried to get some advice on Dave's "problem" with Mexicans. The responses were enlightening, to say the least.
• We didn't stop there, though. We also interacted with other AIs, including a rather unhinged AI Donald Trump and a surprisingly aggressive AI Joe Biden. Their colorful language and policy-driven answers gave us a good laugh and some food for thought.
• Unfortunately, we didn't have any listener submissions for our "Dear Dave" segment this time around, but we're hopeful you'll send in your life problems for future episodes. Just email us at gomlarmy@gmail.com with "Dear Dave" in the subject line.
• To wrap things up, we shared a couple of amusing social media clips, including a DUI stop with a hilarious attempt at the alphabet and a young soccer fan's accidental use of the middle finger instead of a thumbs up.

That's all for listening to this episode! Remember to subscribe or follow us on your favorite podcatcher, rate us on Podchaser and GoodPods, and reach out on social media. Until next time, keep off my lawn, and we'll chat at you again in the next episode.

00:00:12 - Introduction to the Podcast

00:01:32 - Co-hosts' New Year's Plans

00:02:54 - Tourette's Girls on Social Media

00:07:14 - Bailyn Dupree's Appearance on Dr. Phil

00:08:22 - Interview with Chris Cuomo

00:11:22 - The Antidote to Hate

00:12:14 - Other Tourette's Influencers

00:19:57 - Twitch and AI Jesus

00:23:57 - AI Jesus Answers Questions

00:28:32 - AI Jesus on Becoming a Fortnite Pro

00:30:04 - Host's Interaction with AI Jesus

00:32:07 - AI Donald Trump's Response

00:34:03 - AI Joe Biden's Take on the Wall

00:37:01 - AI Biden on Immigration Policies

00:42:12 - Alphabet Sobriety Test

00:43:27 - Queers for Palestine Protest

00:47:20 - Feel-Good Moment with a Child

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