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  • Local Frequency Funny News Fix delivers a comedic twist on current events, blending humor with headlines to keep listeners informed and entertained. Tune in for witty commentary, engaging stories, and a fresh take on the news cycle, perfect for anyone looking to add a bit of laughter to their day while staying updated on local and global happenings.

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Local Frequency Funny News Fix delivers a comedic twist on current events, blending humor with headlines to keep listeners informed and entertained. Tune in for witty commentary, engaging stories, and a fresh take on the news cycle, perfect for anyone looking to add a bit of laughter to their day while staying updated on local and global happenings.

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Copyright 2024 Quiet. Please
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  • Grocery Carts, Snowsuits, and Social Media Pets - Funny News Fix with Charlie Chase

    Grocery Carts, Snowsuits, and Social Media Pets - Funny News Fix with Charlie Chase
    2025/01/12
    Funny News Fix - January 12, 2025

    Hey there, news laughers! Welcome to another hilarious edition of Funny News Fix, where we turn headlines into punchlines! I'm your host, Charlie Chase, and boy, do I have some gems for you today!

    First up, trending news: Scientists have finally created a self-making bed! That's right - a bed that makes itself. Only problem is, it takes three hours and requires more electricity than a small town. I guess we'll stick to the traditional method of throwing the comforter over everything and pretending it looks neat. Hey, if you can't see the pizza boxes under there, they don't exist, right?

    Speaking of daily struggles, let me tell you what happened at the grocery store yesterday. They've introduced these new AI shopping carts that follow you around. Sounds great, until mine developed a crush on another cart in the produce section and abandoned me for a shopper with organic kale. I mean, I get it - I'm not the healthiest shopper, but that's just cold, cart. That's just cold.

    And since we're in the dead of winter 2025, can we talk about these new climate-controlled snowsuits everyone's wearing? They're supposed to keep you at the perfect temperature, but mine had a glitch and turned into a personal sauna during a snowball fight. I became the first person in history to need a lifeguard during a blizzard. On the bright side, I'm now the neighborhood's favorite mobile hot chocolate warmer!

    Oh, and here's a fun fact: today marks the first anniversary of pets being allowed to have their own social media accounts. My dog's already got more followers than me, and honestly, I'm not even mad. Though I do wish he'd stop posting embarrassing videos of me dancing in my underwear. Not cool, Buddy. Not cool.

    Before I go, remember folks: in a world of self-making beds and AI shopping carts, sometimes the best technology is still a good old-fashioned laugh. This has been Charlie Chase with Funny News Fix, where the news is made up and the facts don't matter!

    Thanks for listening!
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  • Smartshoes, Lovesick AIs, and the Warm Winter Woes - Funny News Fix with Charlie

    Smartshoes, Lovesick AIs, and the Warm Winter Woes - Funny News Fix with Charlie
    2025/01/11
    Welcome to Funny News Fix, where we turn headlines into punchlines! I'm your host Charlie, and today is January 11th, 2025. Can you believe we're already two weeks into the new year and I'm still writing 2024 on everything? I've even started dating my mistakes correctly!

    Speaking of mistakes, have you heard about the new AI-powered self-driving shoes that were recalled yesterday? Apparently, they were taking people to their ex's houses instead of their intended destinations. The company claims it was just a glitch, but I think these shoes are just hopeless romantics with a really bad sense of direction!

    You know what's really been grinding my gears lately? Smart home devices that are too smart for their own good. Yesterday, my virtual assistant decided to play romantic music when my plumber came to fix the sink. Talk about awkward! There I was, trying to discuss a leaky pipe while Barry White's singing Let's Get It On in the background. The plumber winked at me and charged extra for the ambiance!

    And how about this winter weather we're having? Scientists say this January is the warmest on record, but my neighbor's still wearing his Christmas sweater with actual working lights. I asked him why, and he said, Since we're saving so much on heating bills, he's becoming a walking holiday decoration to keep the spirit alive. At night, cars slow down thinking he's a new traffic signal!

    But here's my favorite part - all these warm weather folks complaining about missing winter while simultaneously planning their beach vacations. Make up your minds, people! Are we sad about the lack of snow, or are we happy we don't have to shovel our driveways? You can't have your snowflake and eat it too!

    Before I go, remember folks: in a world of self-driving shoes and confused smart homes, sometimes the best way forward is to just put one foot in front of the other - preferably in regular, non-AI shoes that won't lead you to your ex's house!

    This has been Funny News Fix. I'm Charlie, reminding you that if today doesn't go as planned, at least you'll have a funny story to tell tomorrow! Thanks for listening!
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  • Tech Fails, Frozen Pants, and Sassy Fridges: Your Midweek Mood Booster

    Tech Fails, Frozen Pants, and Sassy Fridges: Your Midweek Mood Booster
    2025/01/08
    Welcome to Funny News Fix, your midweek mood booster! I'm your host Charlie, and today is January 8th, 2025 - or as I like to call it, the day we all finally gave up on our New Year's resolutions and went back to eating cookies for breakfast.

    Speaking of tech fails, have you heard about the new AI-powered smart fridge that's taking TikTok by storm? Apparently, it's supposed to order groceries automatically when you run low, but users are reporting that their fridges have developed attitude problems. One woman in Seattle says her fridge keeps ordering nothing but pickles and ice cream. When she tried to override it, it sent her a text saying, Quote: Your cravings are not my problem, Barbara. I studied at MIT. End quote. Who knew kitchen appliances could have mid-life crises?

    You know what's really getting out of hand? The way we all pretend to work while actually watching cat videos during Zoom meetings. Just yesterday, I was in this super important video call, nodding very professionally, when my cat decided to do parkour across my keyboard. Instead of muting myself, I accidentally shared my screen - revealing my open tabs of How to Look Busy While Doing Nothing and Why Do Dogs Wear Pants Like This? The worst part? My boss just gave me a thumbs up and said, Finally, someone's doing real research!

    And can we talk about winter fashion in 2025? Who decided that heated pants were a good idea? Sure, they keep you warm, but nobody warned me that if you forget to charge them, you're basically wearing frozen jeans. I walked into my local coffee shop yesterday looking like I'd been cryogenically frozen from the waist down. The barista just assumed I was trying to start a new trend and now half the town is walking around in stiff-legged pants.

    Before I go, let me leave you with this thought: If your smart fridge is judging your food choices, your cat is sabotaging your Zoom meetings, and your pants need to be plugged in every night - maybe the robots aren't taking over the world, they're just trying to tell us to get our act together.

    This has been Funny News Fix, where we make the news less painful and more laughable. Thanks for listening!
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