Keep your genitals locked up tight as well as your bananas! We’ve got a very a-peeling episode for you this go round. Matty, Ava, and Destyne walk you through some bad corporations that you might know, and interesting operations done on the no no square. As well as Ava showing Matty just how worse her MAD Scientist can get! 

(Also this is Matty here and I just wanted to let everyone know that I know the audio sounds funny and I tried to fix it but lets just hope ill have it figured out by next episode)

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Resources used in this episode:

https://www.ibtimes.com/weird-florida-news-phillip-joseph-smolinksy-charged-battery-after-allegedly-throwing-banana-1524826 https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/connecticut-burglar-steals-banana-driving-citgo-station-article-1.1577123 https://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-most-insane-crimes-involving-bananas-of-all-time https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standard_Fruit_Company https://www.naturalnews.com/032794_Dole_bananas.html https://www.globalcitizen.org/en/content/is-there-such-thing-as-an-ethical-banana/ https://washingtonindependent.com/russell-ellwood/ https://www.nola.com/news/crime_police/article_7c5a64cc-64ca-5f46-9491-074bc8f7de68.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARpbwa5s2SM https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2014/jun/08/the-dolphin-who-loved-me https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2014/06/how-a-science-experiment-led-to-sexual-encounters-for-a-woman-and-a-dolphin/372606/ https://blurredculture.com/guy-who-had-sex-with-a-dolphin-explains-how-it-went-down/