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Ah, soul contracts—because apparently, before we were born, our higher selves thought it would be hilarious to sign us up for this timeline.

In this episode, we’re diving into:

✨ WTF soul contracts actually are and why your higher self basically drafted your life’s script like a drunk screenwriter.

✨ Why heartbreak, karmic loops, and messy life lessons are all part of Earth School’s mandatory curriculum.

✨ How the universe loves a morbid merry-go-round—a.k.a. why you keep repeating the same damn patterns.

✨ The magic hidden inside all of us (spoiler: it’s there, even if your ego is currently gatekeeping it).

✨ And yes, we’re talking about love—not just as an emotion, but as the literal default setting of existence (cue groan, but trust me, it makes sense).

Also, I may or may not spend some time blowing sunshine up your ass, but hey—we could all use some of that right now. 🌞

So if you’ve ever wondered why certain people and situations keep showing up in your life like an unskippable ad, this episode is for you.

🎧 Listen now, and let’s start questioning everything!

Your host, Erica, is a Quantum Healer, Intuitive Guide, and author of Teach Me to Forget (Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers). Raised on a steady diet of SNL, Scooby-Doo, and pizza rolls; she brings a side-eye for authority and a hunger for deeper truth. With a gift for decoding both human behavior and cosmic patterns, Erica makes spiritual insight both accessible and hilarious.

Find us online: @babs_decodeshumanity

👉 https://youtube.com/@HitchhikersGuidetoHumanity

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Peace, love, and interdimensional shenanigans to you all! 💫