This episode we discuss testing Carla's patience, sexy firefighters, oil companies in the Amazon, Hayley getting lost in the rainforest, cute tour guides, and swimming with piranhas.

This episode we discuss bladder control and kegels, putting the pugs on a diet, going feral during a children's egg hunt, visiting an Ecuardian zoo, trying guinea pig, and preparing for the Amazon jungle trip.

This episode we discuss dog parks and Akila, being sick and comesick in Ecuador, flaming shots and singed lashes, and Vegas baby!

This episode we discuss our new recording location (the closet), the movie "The Twelve Chairs" and other obscure films from our childhood, people who looked like 40 year olds when they are teens, and the craziness of riding a bus in Ecuador.

This episode we discuss our new recording space, sleep talking, introducing Rico, mismatched animal friends, our respective "types" and judging each other's romantic interests.

This episode we get some adorable background baby noise while we discuss the Oscars, Hayley's first days studying abroad in Ecuador, and an introduction to Nestor.

This episode we discuss some childhood meals, Carla's last entries of middle school and the Spencer saga, Hayley's bucket list, the anticipation of Hayley's next diary, and we end on a very bad poem.

Celebrating 50 episodes by discussing the energy of the full moon, forgetting Hayley at the beach, going to Universal Studies with Nonna, a dead possum, our house being burglarized, and Carla's bucket list.