People always ask "did you get to meet famous people" - well sure of course. Then they ask what they were like. Well, some were nicer than others. This week Darwin and Cat talk about their worst guests and worst interviews ever. The parade of mental patients, clowns, and mishaps includes: Allison Mack, Travis Meeks (Days of the New), Paul DiMeo, High Pitch Eric (Howard Stern Show), Jeff the Drunk (Howard Stern Show), Crazy Cabbie (Howard Stern Show), Three Days Grace, Chelsea Handler, Buckcherry, Trapt, Jared from Subway, Dennis Hof, Art Alexakis (Everclear), Elmo from Elmo and Patsy.

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This week Darwin and Cat share some Christmas stories from their years in radio. Did you know stations got vicious over xmas music? It happens. Also on this episode D&C share some of their personal Christmas memories. Most importantly you'll learn that there are RULES for Christmas. F*ck*ng rules, actually. Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas from D&C.

If the records weren’t free, we’d be all news! Yes, the records were free for radio stations. Yes, radio stations depend on advertising to exist and in this episode Darwin and Cat talk about some of the more memorable advertisers that they encountered along the way. Wonky eyes, crushed cars, a lesbian bar that wasn't, and everything in-between.

The show was great until it wasn't. Unfortunately the honeymoon ended and the war began. In this episode Darwin and Cat discuss how their initially little pranks turned into passive-aggressiveness driven by a jerk boss. Eventually everything came to a head and one of them got up and quit the show. Beret insults and head injuries abounded. In short, s**t got bad. But some yellow snow fixed everything.

Every job in every business has had to deal with the one person we dread the most: the consultant. Darwin and Cat recall the not-so-productive time spent with one, and how years later they figured out exactly why it was so bad. (Hint: he thinks he’s an expert on Yacht Rock but he actually doesn’t get it at all. )

They called him “Poodles” and he was a world class arrogant a$$høle.

One time Cat massacred a tofurkey live on air and people didn't realize it wasn't ever alive. Oopsiedoodle. Every year we'd get requests for Darwin's story about how he got a 22 pound turkey stuck on his arm. This became a tradition. One year we prank called the "Butterball Hotline" for help. Enjoy this vintage audio from the Darwin and Cat Radio Show originally broadcast in November 2007. Happy Thanksgiving!

What starts out as a good idea to help out around the holidays quickly morphs into a two week saga with Darwin and Cat living in an RV with no food, no heat, and no prospects for survival. Okay, maybe that last one is a bit dramatic. Or is it? Also find out why they'd (mostly) do it again.

In this episode Darwin and Cat take on the role of Toto to pull back the curtain on what happens behind the scenes at a radio station. It's magical, scary (listener loaf), mysterious, and everyone is broke. Plus you can hear how Darwin and Cat's faces end up melted on the side of a highway, and learn exactly how thick Woody Allen is. Because you know you want to know.