Have you ever wondered what happens when the record button stays on, capturing every hiccup and guffaw? This week's episode is an unvarnished journey through our podcasting world, where we embrace the chaos with a no-edit policy that's as real as it gets. We're taking you behind the scenes of our latest workplace mishaps, including a cascade of tumbling boxes and the eternal struggle of glasses sliding down one's nose. Plus, Rachel is contemplating turning her baking prowess into a business, but it's not all sugar and spice when you have a furry family. Join us as we weigh the pros and cons of entrepreneurship in a home where pets reign supreme and cottage licenses loom large.

As if sharing a birthday with Kim Jong-un isn't quirky enough, we're also serving up a slice of our new obsessions with "The Portable Door," both the film and the book that's stirring our imaginations. It's not all about recommending content, though—get ready to giggle over the endearing idiosyncrasies of our new cat and the...less charming habits of our canine companion. From the logistics of sharing a bed with a bed-hogging pooch to the whimsical notion of adding yet another feline to the family, this episode is packed with the kind of candid conversations that feel like a night in with good friends. So grab your headphones, settle in, and let's get personal with pets, pastries, and podcasting.

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Ever found yourself muttering "Happy New Year" with about as much excitement as a trip to the dentist? That's us, Derek and Rachel, navigating the highs and lows of festive ambivalence, pet shenanigans, and the beautiful mess of life. Join us on a journey that promises both laughter and a dash of insight, as we share our candid reflections on personal growth, societal quirks, and the pursuit of a more enlightened perspective—despite still writing 2014 on our checks.

Has jury duty ever felt like an unofficial adulting badge? We get real about the obligations that come with civic responsibility and the art of adulting, like dealing with surprise birthdays at work and tending to a gassy pet. From Loki's unwavering desire to be in the thick of things to our quest for better sleep and hydration habits, our chat is an open book of anecdotes and musings that'll keep you nodding (and maybe snorting) in agreement.

Finally, we're unpacking the traditional gender roles of Southwestern Virginia, sprinkling in a dad joke and a trivia nugget for good measure. Our exchange might just have you pondering your own experiences with societal expectations and decision-making biases, all while planning your next nature escape after our reminisces of Amicalola Falls. So, sit back, relax, and get ready for a series of conversations that are as diverse and intriguing as the trails we love to hike.

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Ever found yourself chuckling at the sheer unpredictability of life, or is it just us, Derek and Rachel, with our podcast's capricious release schedule and on-air pet cameos? This time, we're peeling back the curtain to reveal the heartfelt and sometimes humorous realities that tag along with the festive season. Our conversation meanders from laughable gift ideas—think tear-away calendars with a trivia twist—to the quiet introspection that accompanies the loss of loved ones. It's the perfect blend of levity and depth, much like finding an unexpected note in a cherished holiday card.

Strap in for a roller coaster of emotions as we muse over the strange fascination of witnessing drama unfold without getting ensnared ourselves, particularly the theater that is workplace politics. You'll hear tales of navigating the murky waters of depression, the double-edged sword of medication, and the often unsung heroes in the corporate world. And for those wondering about our current hiatus from alcohol, come for the anecdotes but stay for the laughter as we ponder the fate of leftover holiday wine—because let's face it, work may seep into our lives, but so does the need for a good, hearty chuckle.

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Ever felt the pinch of 'work jail' before a relaxing vacation? Ever had to prepare for your nagging mom's visit? Well, you're not alone! Join us, Derek and Rachel, in this episode as we share our latest vacation experience and the joyous anticipation of mom's visit. We also touch on the dark side of our beloved gaming, revealing some ghastly physical impacts it can have, including weight gain and head indents from prolonged headset use. To lighten the mood, we end with a curious fact about gaming, adding a quirky twist to the conversation.

Do you remember that Spanish or German class from high school where you struggled to remember even the basic phrases? Well, we've been there too! Language learning can be a tricky business, and we're here to share our own hilarious misadventures. It's not just about the struggle of mastering a new language, but also about understanding the complex nuances of English, one of the hardest languages to learn. So, buckle up for some funny anecdotes, surprising multilingual encounters, and a gentle reminder about the importance of patience and kindness towards language learners. There's a lot to laugh, learn, and ponder upon. So, let's get started!

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Missed us? We're back with a bang, folks! We've got tales about our job transitions, run-ins with Facebook censorship, laughable Twitter campaign fails, and a holiday joke that's just a tad too spicy for your grandma. 

Ever wondered if AI might replace us all? We're chatting about Chat GPT, the AI that could potentially be writing your next novel or composing your next favorite tune. Scary or exciting? We'll let you decide. But we're not all robots and job threats; let's lighten the mood with diet talk. We've tried the infamous cabbage soup diet, and we've got some... fragrant stories to share. Join us for laughs and a deep dive into AI and diet craze with your favorite Couldn't Tell You crew!

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Ever been spooked by an eerie shadow in the corner, or felt a shiver of fear while watching a horror flick? Our exploration of fear, the dark, and everything that goes bump in the night is bound to give you a chill. We're not just about the scares though, we also take a nostalgic trip with you back to the golden age of cartoons, from Mutley's mischievous laughter to the unforgettable "Frisch, frisch, frisch" segment. So grab your popcorn and prepare to laugh, scream and reminisce as we delve into our spooky tales and cartoon nostalgia.

But wait, there's more! Once we've navigated the eerie corridors of our childhood fears and favorite shows, we don't leave you hanging. We're serving up some survival tips for the trick-or-treat season that are as quirky as they are useful. We've got you covered, from checking your sweets for unwelcome surprises to debunking some wild myths about peculiar candies. And amidst all the Halloween hustle and bustle, we don't forget the importance of wholesome nutrition. So, join us for an episode that's a mixed bag of fear, laughter, and wisdom. And don't forget to spread the Halloween spirit by sharing our podcast with your friends and family! Email us @ ctydnr@gmail.com


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Ready for a thrilling ride through the corridors of Twitter, the ambitions of Elon Musk, and the enigma of global leadership? Strap in as we (Rachel and Derek) embark on an enlightening exploration of these topics, filled with witty banter and intriguing debates. As we navigate 'X Twitter,' we ponder about Amazon employing The Boring Company's technology for speedy package deliveries underground while drones zoom in the skies, all the while laughing at the prospects of the elderly and the paranoid doing their best to shoot these drones down.

Artificial intelligence, a term that sparks excitement and dread alike. Elon Musk's fascination with this technology has seen him envision a future where AI is merged with human brains. But could this lead to unforeseen dilemmas? As we ponder on this, we also discuss the rapid pace of technological advancements and the potential dangers if such powerful tools end up in the wrong hands.

In the final leg of our journey, we dive into the realm of global politics and work culture. The leadership styles of Kim Jong-un, Putin, and Jin Ping are up for scrutiny, as we speculate on the implications of their successors. Join us as we share anecdotes about work promotions and the ensuing chaos when Derek assumes command. To wrap up, we have a lively debate about the ideal work week. Is it Sunday to Saturday or Monday to Sunday? On a different note, we also delve into the complexities surrounding the LGBTQ+ community and the double standards that exist, drawing from Shane's personal experiences. So, tune in for a podcast episode packed with humor, insightful exchanges, and engaging discussions! Email us at ctydnr@gmail.com


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Ever had one of those weeks where everything just goes a bit haywire? Well, we've got a doozy for you. We faced a routine turned hectic with a broken well pump, a visit from Derek's mom, and an unexpected hiking adventure where Rachel nearly skated off a frosty cliff. Plus, Derek’s shocking revelation from the eye doctor appointment - turns out, blurry vision is just a sign of aging. It's all in a week's work for the Archer family!

But life isn't just about overcoming the daily grind. It's also about taking time to savor the small joys, like indulging in a sinful dessert or sharing a hearty laugh over a meal with friends. This week, we also ride the roller-coaster of adulthood, the weight of responsibilities, and the irony of hardly relaxing vacations. We discuss our amusing rendezvous when our friends drove down to Knoxville, and the hilarious antics of our pet canine. Wrapping up, we share insights on juggling commitments, managing time, and the importance of a balanced diet amidst the hustle and bustle of life. Tune in for a hearty dose of laughter and life lessons!
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