Nick Cobb and Ryan Conner talk about getting scammed at the doctor and on stubhub, the world’s most dangerous water park, Joey Chestnut and Andre the Giant in a chili eating contest, and conspiracy theories.

Come see Ryan live:

June 19-22 - Phoenix

Sept 11-14 - Edmonton

Sept 19 - Philadelphia

Sept 20 - Washington DC

Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC

Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis

Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick)

Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick)

Nick Cobb and Ryan Conner talk about Michael Jackson, braces for 5-year-olds, colleges asking for money, old jokes that worked once, Nick’s hypotheticals, Which Conspiracy Theory is Made Up, and AI text suggestions.

Come see Ryan live:

June 19-22 - Phoenix

Sept 11-14 - Edmonton

Sept 19 - Philadelphia

Sept 20 - Washington DC

Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC

Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis

Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick)

Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick)

Nick Cobb and Ryan Conner talk about tariffs, the word "crotch," wedgies, jiu-jitsu defense, Ryan’s friend Ankur, extorting your dorm-mates, and getting the oil changed (not a euphemism).

Come see Ryan live:

May 21 - Ottawa

May 22 - Toronto

May 23 - Waterloo

May 24 - Hamilton

June 19-22 - Phoenix

Sept 11-14 - Edmonton

Sept 19 - Philadelphia

Sept 20 - Washington DC

Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC

Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis

Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick)

Dec 6 - Mahomet, I'll (with Nick)