We're so glad to see you join us, the statues aren't much for conversation. Victoria and Luke ponder what makes a monster and what makes a man.

Wingapo, friends, to the restaurant Chatatouille where we're serving up corn - and corny moments! But mainly corn. Victoria and Luke cast an eye over Virginia but the two white Brits absolutely promise not to steal or colonise any of it; seriously, sorry about all that nasty business.

Here comes a podcast. Oh, yes, it is a podcast. Don't freak out if you see bugs in the kitchen, they're for Timon and Pumbaa. Victoria and Luke bow down to this majestic classic.

Victoria and Luke invite you to sit there and ruminate while they illuminate this iconic film. How 'bout a little more baklava?

It is with great pride and deepest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now, we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair as Victoria and Luke proudly present: your podcast.

Victoria and Luke take a trip to the other side of the world for this sequel to the 1977 Walt Disney Animated Classic! Unfortunately, someone's swiped the eggs from the kitchen and replaced them with something a bit more crunchy...

It's the start of a new era as we enter the Disney Renaissance! Victoria and Luke have enlisted the help of a slightly eccentric French chef to help prepare Les Poissons...

With eight films in this second era, Victoria and Luke prepare to rank each of the Walt Disney Animated Classics from the era which began with Walt's Nine Old Men in control - control which slipped away in a difficult handover to the next generation of Disney talent! PLUS: The Disney Animal Gauntlet Match!

With thanks to Sheet Music Boss for some of the piano music heard in this episode.