W'ZUP! This episode the fellas cover the Mac Tonnies book "The Cryptoterrestrials" as well as a basic run through of just what some of the other more popular alternative theories besides the popular ETH (extraterrestrial hypothesis) or the interdimensional/ ultraterrestrial theory are floating around out their, that may offer an explanation as to just what "THEY" are! All that plus a piping hot fresh serving of "What's Weird This Week?" featuring a cop as handsy as an octopus, another Laurel Canyon mystery corpse, and a veritable smorgasbord of ridiculousness ending with enigmatic KABOOMS! SHOVES IT UP IN YOOOOOO BRAINS MANG!

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Opening/closing theme: "Ghost Town" by Aves, also ft. "The Blue Wrath" by I, Monster , "Who Lives Up That Hill" by Idokay, & "Little Spanish Flea" by Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass Band! THANKS AGAIN TO ALL OUR AWESOME LISTENERS!

ALSO! Check out the Harvard paper on Mac Tonnies' very own "cryptoterrestrial theory"!

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/381405238_The_cryptoterrestrial_hypothesis_A_case_for_scientific_openness_to_a_concealed_earthly_explanation_for_Unidentified_Anomalous_Phenomena

SOURCES:

*Dubious Nature of Hypnotic Regression for Alien Abductions: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOQ2ENe7_XY

*Masturbating Cop: https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/porn-cop-287569

*Rothschild Impersonator?: https://nypost.com/2024/12/04/us-news/eccentric-killed-in-la-fire-was-imposter-of-rothschild-dynasty/

*Barisal Guns: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barisal_guns

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