The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe a mythological creature almost Pokemon-esque in original description but were the locals of Solomon Island mistaking a technological creation for that of nature? One man would come to know the truth, though Marius Boirayon also isn’t entirely sure. Also, what the F are Wombles? All that and more on this wonderful episode…

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The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe sightings of a legendary beast in the San Antonio area of Texas dating back allegedly to the 1800’s. The donkey lady has a grim origin involving either murder or arson and murder. Either way, the donkey lady has been seeking revenge ever since and the internet is rife with sightings. It’s not entirely clear as to whether this is someone resembling a donkey or someone who has been combined with a donkey. In the early 2000’s you could actually give the Donkey Lady a telephone call. But is she real? All that and more on this week’s file.

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Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com - thank you most kindly good people. There was a segment from 1998 Nintendo 64 classic Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time entitled Legend of Hyrule composed by Hero of Sound Kōji Kondō. We closed out the episode with another Kōji-composed classic, the ’Staff Roll’ aka credits theme from Nintendo’s 1990-1992 Super Mario World on the Super Nintendo Entertainment System.

Sources:

KSAT Donkey Lady Origin article: https://www.ksat.com/sa-live/2017/10/25/south-texas-haunted-folklore-the-tale-of-the-donkey-lady/

Texas Hills Country history article by Anna Hedges (31/08/2022): https://texashillcountry.com/donkey-lady-bridge-san-antonio/

Weird US: The Legend of the Donkey Lady article: http://www.weirdus.com/states/texas/local_legends/donkey_lady_bridge/

Creepy Pasta: https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Donkey_Lady

San Antonio Report article on Donkey Lady haunting phone lines: https://sanantonioreport.org/the-donkey-lady-a-san-antonio-legend-now-haunts-the-phone-lines/

Donkey Lady hotline (we don’t know if this still works): 210-960-3826

For years we've discussed dropping the Side Probe from the archives where we met a penis in a jar and now the time has come... For the ears of all, here is that historic episode where we probe Rasputin. Oh my, there is a lot to get through here and we brought it all to you in a single extended episode. The rumours say that Rasputin was a man of paranormal abilities but was he really? We establish that the Tsar or Czar, Nicolas (the Second) Romanov, had a regal moustache before diving straight in to Rasputin’s origin story. What is it about Rasputin’s eyes? Was Nickelodeon around in the early 1900’s? Or had the miracle healing powers of Rugrats plasters not been invented yet? Did you know that Rasputin actually changed his name? You’ll never believe what to as it’s such a big departure from Rasputin but why did he do it? Unfortunately, eventually, Rasputin would one day discover that with great power comes great responsibility. Once he did, where did Rasputin’s dick supposedly end up? All that and more on this episode from the archives. Sorry about the sound quality...

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The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe our most mischievous but kind of pointless festive trouble-makers yet, the Christmas Goblins. Known in ancient antiquity such as ancient greek culture as Kallikantzaros, these things have been rodeo’ing strangers and weeing on flowerbeds in between trying to cause the end of the world. For millennia. But can we find any evidence of their existence? What if we told you that we can? Allegedly. Truthfully. If you were born on one of the twelve days of Christmas, you just might turn in to one of these creatures. Unless someone singed your toes as a baby… All that and more on this week’s episode (released two days earlier than usual - Happy Christmas probers).

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Sources:

Archaeology dot com: https://www.archaeology.wiki/blog/2016/04/01/the-goblins-kαλικάντζαροι-of-the-twelve-days-of-christmas/

Argophilia: https://www.argophilia.com/news/kallikantzaroi-greek-christmas-goblins/232499/amp/

Hannah Fielding: https://hannahfielding.net/goblins-of-greek-folklore/

Boxing Day Wrecking Spree of 2020 via Edinburgh News: https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/disgusting-boxing-day-vandals-went-on-vehicle-wrecking-spree-in-musselburgh-3079519

The Five Bus Stop Spree of Moorthorpe via Wakefield Express: https://www.wakefieldexpress.co.uk/news/five-bus-stops-on-single-road-mindlessly-vandalised-in-boxing-day-rampage-176184

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe a red light in the sky above Nanesti, Romania, witnessed by many. But also not captured by any. Was this a military device or spy technology, or was this of extraterrestrial origin? It was accompanied by a power cut. Does that make it more or less likely to be of extraterrestrial origin? Do you believe in ASFAN? All that and more on this episode.

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The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe an alleged encounter with a family of Bigfoot. Sasquatch. Saggy’s we mean Sassy’s. Yes this is the Sassy Saga Part 3. Albert Ostman went for a holiday at the picturesque and isolated Toba Inlet in British Columbia in 1924. Albert didn’t bank on getting abducted by a tribe of Bigfoot during his holiday though! Albert was held captive for several days but it turns out that Bigfoot like snuff a little too much… Albert kept quiet about his encounter for 24 years before finally coming clean with his story when Albert was in his fifties. Was Albert believable? Alongside that, this case uncovers that Bigfoot wear utility belts… All that and more on this week’s probe.

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Sources:

New York Times reproduction of the 1924 Albert Ostman story: https://www.nytimes.com/1974/01/20/archives/stalking-the-sasquatch-its-hard-to-prove-that-something-even-a.html

Sasquatch Alberta Albert Ostman summary: https://sasquatchalberta.com/classic-encounters/albert-ostmans-abduction/

Green, John. (1978) Sasquatch: The Apes Among Us. British Columbia, Canada: Hancock House.

British Columbia summary of Toba Inlet: https://britishcolumbia.com/plan-your-trip/regions-and-towns/vancouver-coast-mountains/toba-inlet/

Squatch Stories YouTube summary: https://youtu.be/1J9eUQyIFMo?si=NDSf6TOZl9gAsLBE

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe the famously little known Rockville alien sightings of May 1969. Not just one alien either. Not even just two. We are talking three aliens. Three damnit! Not only did Mike Luczkowich see these creatures and find tracks at a later date but there was a further witness who saw a UFO mere moments earlier. Legitimate evidence! Is this Maryland, Virginia’s most legitimate case ever? I mean sure, it probably isn’t but it could be. Are the cases of aliens wearing overalls too numerous to doubt at this point? More importantly, did Mike get some? Alongside that we ponder who the biggest Funko Popper is? All that and more on this week’s file.

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Sources:

Before It’s News: https://m.beforeitsnews.com/paranormal/2014/05/alien-close-encounter-in-rockville-virginia-2468676.html

Skylook (MUFON) Issue 93 page 7: https://dailydialectics.com/space/MUFON/MUFON%20UFO%20Journal%20-%201975%208.%20August%20-%20Skylook.pdf

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe three related yet unrelated disappearances. Including reappearance. But those reappearances were several hundred miles away, instantly. Yes. Three people in recent provable unproved history have disappeared and reappeared many, many miles away. Alongside that, as it’s Kev’s birthday, Mr Moonwalker once again gives Kev the choice, Mr Moonwalker, never, had. All that and more on this episode.

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