It's time for our second annual breakdown of the top relative searches by state on Pornhub.com.

We are aware it's not cool to kink shame, so please consider this an earnest attempt to understand each state's unique view that just happens to break out in bursts of laughter.

It's sad we have to mention this in this day and age, but this is intended for adults only. If your kid learns new words or websites from this, that's a reflection of your poor parenting, not on us.

Have you been waiting to hear what two straight, middle-aged white guys thought of the Wicked movie?

You shouldn't be! But it's here for you either way!

Also, we discuss hands down the best movie theater in the city, Studio 35, a guy that holds up a liquor store wearing a shower curtain, and a woman that calls 911 to narc on her meth dealer. Happy Thanksgiving!

Meet Kimberly Marie Robins. In this episode (which I incorrectly refer to as 55 during the show) we discuss her journey to a job interview from North Carolina to the Florida Keys. It...doesn't go well. There's Crown Royal, there's running into a building, there's spitting on a cop.

But hey, content, am I right?? We also talk about a dude that is cloning giant sheep to...wait for it...hunt. Insert your Sure Jan gif here.