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Breakfast AI, Jalapeño Mishaps, and Winter Driving Concerts - The Smile File with Joy Jenkins
- 2025/01/11
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The Smile File - January 11, 2025
Hey there, happiness hunters! Welcome to The Smile File, where we turn your frowns upside down and your bad days into dad jokes. I'm your host, Joy Jenkins, and boy, do I have some giggles for you today!
So, have you heard about the new AI-powered breakfast maker that's trending? It's supposed to make the perfect breakfast, but users are reporting it keeps making toast with inspirational messages burned into it. Someone got Life is what you bake of it this morning. I mean, I appreciate the motivation, but I prefer my philosophy without the charred aftertaste!
Speaking of kitchen disasters, let me tell you what happened to me yesterday. You know those moments when you're trying to look fancy cooking dinner? Well, I attempted to do that chef's kiss thing after seasoning my pasta, completely forgot I had just chopped jalapeños, and basically pepper-sprayed myself. My eyes were watering so much, my smart home system asked if it should call a plumber!
And can we talk about January weather? They say winter is the most wonderful time of the year, but whoever they are clearly never had to defrost their car at 7 AM. I saw my neighbor this morning using his hairdryer to melt ice off his windshield. Plot twist: he's bald! When I asked him about it, he said, At least my car will have a good hair day! I mean, you've got to appreciate that level of optimism, right?
Oh, and here's a fun little activity for all you listeners out there - next time you're stuck in winter traffic, count how many people are having full-on concerts in their cars. Bonus points if you catch someone using their ice scraper as a microphone!
Remember, folks, whether you're getting philosophical messages from your toaster or turning your morning commute into a musical, life is better when you're laughing. Until next time, keep smiling, keep giggling, and whatever you do, don't season your food and rub your eyes in the same minute!
Thanks for listening!
Hey there, happiness hunters! Welcome to The Smile File, where we turn your frowns upside down and your bad days into dad jokes. I'm your host, Joy Jenkins, and boy, do I have some giggles for you today!
So, have you heard about the new AI-powered breakfast maker that's trending? It's supposed to make the perfect breakfast, but users are reporting it keeps making toast with inspirational messages burned into it. Someone got Life is what you bake of it this morning. I mean, I appreciate the motivation, but I prefer my philosophy without the charred aftertaste!
Speaking of kitchen disasters, let me tell you what happened to me yesterday. You know those moments when you're trying to look fancy cooking dinner? Well, I attempted to do that chef's kiss thing after seasoning my pasta, completely forgot I had just chopped jalapeños, and basically pepper-sprayed myself. My eyes were watering so much, my smart home system asked if it should call a plumber!
And can we talk about January weather? They say winter is the most wonderful time of the year, but whoever they are clearly never had to defrost their car at 7 AM. I saw my neighbor this morning using his hairdryer to melt ice off his windshield. Plot twist: he's bald! When I asked him about it, he said, At least my car will have a good hair day! I mean, you've got to appreciate that level of optimism, right?
Oh, and here's a fun little activity for all you listeners out there - next time you're stuck in winter traffic, count how many people are having full-on concerts in their cars. Bonus points if you catch someone using their ice scraper as a microphone!
Remember, folks, whether you're getting philosophical messages from your toaster or turning your morning commute into a musical, life is better when you're laughing. Until next time, keep smiling, keep giggling, and whatever you do, don't season your food and rub your eyes in the same minute!
Thanks for listening!