Welcome to Bottom Shelf Bible Study with your hosts Jesse Cole Ward and Peggy Caroline Murphy, where we crack open the Bible with cheap liquor and cheaper takes. This week, we’re diving headfirst into the Song of Solomon, the Bible’s steamiest love letter that’s basically Proverbs after a blunt and a barista hookup. From shade-throwing beloveds to raisin-powered romance, we butcher this ancient smut with our signature chaos—think myrrh-soaked misadventures, baby-making season, and doves cooing like they’re in a rom-com. Is it love, lust, or just too much wine? Join us as we gloriously screw up the scriptures with gems like “grab her right by the pussy” and “taste my sex.” Expect crude laughs, unhinged banter, and proof the Bible’s spicier than your ex’s group chat. Subscribe, rate, and don’t miss the next banger—or you’ll be wandering the city squares looking for your beloved.

Pyro-Prophet & The Sons of Thunder is a darkly comedic, biblically-fueled podcast that dives headfirst into the wildest, weirdest, and most fire-laced stories from scripture—no flannelgraph, no filter. Hosted by irreverent storytellers with a reverence for truth, this show takes you from Old Testament chaos to New Testament thunder with sharp wit, absurd characters, and raw spiritual insight.

Whether it’s Elijah calling down fire on 100+ soldiers, James and John trying to napalm a Samaritan village, or modern faith getting roasted on a divine altar, this isn’t your grandma’s Bible study. Expect satire, sacred fire, and surprising takeaways as we explore what happens when real faith meets divine combustion.

Come for the heresy. Stay for the holiness.

Welcome to the bonfire of bad religion.

In this episode, the hosts, Jesse Cole Ward and Peggy Caroline Murphy, engage in a light-hearted discussion filled with humor, cultural references, and a biblical story focused on King Eglon. Here are the detailed points covered in their conversation: Introduction: Jesse Cole Ward and Peggy Caroline Murphy. Easter weekend observations and greetings.Mention of Good Friday and the significance of Resurrection Sunday.Humorous Banter: Joking about forgetfulness and amnesia.Jesse humorously pokes fun at Peggy's insurance rates increasing due to allowing unlicensed drivers to drive her car. Biblical Story: King Eglon and Introduction of the character, King Eglon, along with a comedic comparison to Humpty Dumpty.Discussion about Ehud, a judge known for being left-handed. Ehud’s act of stabbing King Eglon with a double-edged dagger, illustrated as a humorous yet dark narrative. The aftermath of the stabbing, where the king's overweight condition led to unexpected comedic outcomes (i.e., "his stomach swallowed the whole dagger").Narrative AnalysisCommentary on cultural perceptions of left-handed individuals.Discussion about the implications of the story, including themes of oppression and rebellion.Humor about the reactions of the guards and the king's eventual demise. The story concludes with a reference to 80 years of peace achieved after Eglon's death, emphasizing the irony of the violent act leading to peace. Closing RemarksJesse and Peggy reflect on the absurdities of the story and its humor. Peggy teases about starting her new podcast. They conclude with light banter and remark on the fluctuating popularity of their podcast, emphasizing perspective. This episode weaves comedy with biblical storytelling, providing an entertaining discussion while reflecting on themes of rebellion against tyranny and the quirky nature of their narratives.

We’re back, baby! After a short hiatus, Bottom Shelf Bible Study returns with a brand-new, rapid-fire format—welcome to our first-ever BSBS Blitz!

What’s Inside?

• The Israelites: History’s First Karens? 🙄

Fresh out of Egypt, the Israelites are already whining about food, water, and how much they miss slavery. God, fed up with their nonsense, sends a plague of venomous snakes to speed up their character development.

• God’s Unconventional Healthcare Plan 🏥🐍

After realizing snake bites suck, the Israelites beg Moses for help. God’s prescription? A bronze snake statue that magically heals anyone who looks at it. Yes, really.

• From Healing Relic to Golden Calf 2.0 🛑

Classic Israelites move—they ignore God’s command to destroy the statue and instead start worshipping it because, of course, they do.

• Bonus Blitz: King Saul’s 100-Foreskin Challenge 🤦‍♂️

Trying to get David killed, King Saul tells him to collect 100 Philistine foreskins. David, ever the overachiever, brings back double. Naturally, we ask the real question: how exactly did he collect them? 🧐

• David’s Harp: Medieval Torture or Just an Annoying Playlist? 🎵🎯

Some say Saul threw spears at David because of an evil spirit. We say maybe it was just because David wouldn’t stop playing the same damn harp song.

Season Two: BSBS Blitz Has Arrived!

After a run of full-length episodes, we’re kicking off Season Two with our new Blitz format—short, chaotic, and straight to the weirdest parts of the Bible.

We’re back. We’re sorry. You’re welcome.

In this amusing and thought-provoking episode, our hosts dive into an eclectic mix of topics, from the oddities of Braille at drive-thrus to the deep intricacies of faith and theology. Listen as they humorously navigate through personal anecdotes about dating, unexpected revelations, and their own faith journeys.

Despite a technical glitch that almost erased the entire episode, the conversation remains rich with insights and laughter. You'll hear about their unique experiences with religion, the significance of different Bible verses, and the unexpected ways God shows up in our lives.

Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, from gross-out humor to heartfelt discussions, and discover why sometimes the best moments are the ones that almost didn't happen.

In this intriguing episode, join Peggy and Jesse as they delve into the eerie tale of King Saul and the Witch of Endor from the Book of Samuel. The discussion takes unexpected turns, from witnessing a fictional death in "Die Hard" to cracking ghostly jokes, all leading to a deep dive into biblical storytelling.

Discover the complex relationship between King Saul and the prophet Samuel, and how Saul's desperate attempt to contact the deceased prophet leads to a chilling encounter. The hosts explore the theological implications of contacting the dead, the biblical stance on necromancy, and the consequences of Saul's actions.

As they unravel the story, the conversation also touches on broader themes of obedience, divine intervention, and the importance of seeking guidance from God rather than forbidden sources. Tune in for a blend of humor, theology, and thought-provoking insights!