Welcome to another episode of BRO CHURCH, where we dive into everything from health care conspiracies to alpha males who are "just a little too serious about themselves"—looking at you, Dave. This week, we’re discussing United Healthcare's very own Brian Thompson, who, in a shocking twist, met his untimely end at the hands of Luigi Mangione. Yes, you read that right. We’ll pay respects, but don’t worry, the laughs are still coming. We’re also talking about a little thing called “Absolute Batman”—the guy who thinks wearing a bat-shaped mask makes him the ultimate authority on justice. (Spoiler: he's really just a guy with a lot of opinions about Gotham.)

Plus, ever wondered what would happen if Bigfoot showed up in Call of Duty? (Hint: It’s not pretty.) Or why chimney fires are the least of your problems when you're hunting cryptids? We also break down the latest pop culture chaos, like the real truth about Santa Claus (spoiler: he's real, and he doesn’t want you to know that), a deep dive into the Joker movie, and, of course, why Colin Farrell’s Penguin might be the best thing in Gotham since... well, ever.

So grab a drink, sit back, and listen to us try to explain how Three Kings are the unsung heroes of the holidays (they brought gifts, okay?). And don’t forget to laugh at Dave, because he’s the reason we’re still having fun in 2024.

Broseph Church, the podcast mascot introduces the podcast!

This week on Bro Church, Dave and Felix kick things off with their usual chaos—plenty of laughs, a little roasting, and the occasional tangent that makes you wonder how we even got here. But then, things take a real turn. A good one, though.

Dave opens up about losing his dad, sharing some deep reflections on their relationship. It’s not just your standard “dad stuff,” either—he dives into how it’s reshaped the way he looks at what being a man means. Newsflash: It’s not just about gritting your teeth and keeping everything bottled up until you explode like an emotional piñata. No, Dave’s here to tell us that we can still hold down the fort and have actual conversations about what’s going on in our heads without feeling like we’re about to turn in our man cards.

Of course, Felix balances it out with some much-needed comic relief, filling us in on the absolute circus his house has been. Picture this: a stomach virus running through his household like a WWE tag team, but somehow, his oldest still graduated from college. Oh, and Dave finally watched a rom-com with his wife, much to Felix’s delight. Spoiler alert: there’s laughter, judgment, and probably a bit too much detail.

And if that’s not enough? We wrap things up with some conspiracy-worthy talk about those suspect drones spotted all over the Northeast. What are they? Spies? Aliens? Just bored tech bros? Who knows—but we’ve got theories, and you don’t want to miss them.

So buckle up and protect ya neck—this one’s a ride.