Join your lonesome twosome APDC boys as they review the Joepisode “Red Rockets Glare,” from the 1985 classic animated series G.I. Joe.

Mennonites and the Mayor of Titty City!!! Bland, Missouri, be there!! And give me some shit to drink!!! We’re Centaurians! Jem is my name!!! Bucks for Babies!! Ricky Recondo!!! Paper Moon! HIs uncle’s name is Caleb!!! Punch me in the face!!!

25:00 - SHOUT OUTS

26:00 - COCKTAIL

36:15 - REVIEW

1:25:00 - REAL WORLD

1:35:30 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS

1:39:30 - RATE THE SCHEME

1:41:00 - ICONIC MOMENT

Join your lonesome twosome from the APDC as they review the SEASON FINALE, “Other Voices Pt 2,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!

Don’t tell them how the sausage is made!!! Imagine sex with Ed Begley Jr!!! Chicken Check-In!! Megatron’s so horny for it!! The light at the end of the world!!! Return to Nexus Zero!! Richard Pryor Tarantulas!!! Grandma’s stasis coffin, it just might fly!!! Script Deviations! Iconic Moments!! In the Real World!! This planet is a ticking time bomb!!!

8:13 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN

14:20 - SHOUT OUTS

15:30 - COCKTAIL

22:50 - REVIEW

1:15:00 - REAL WORLD

1:46:10 - RATE THE SCHEME

1:47:20 - ICONIC MOMENT

Join your duo hosts plus special guest Ant from TFU as they cover the penultimate episode, “Other Voices, pt. 1” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!

If you fight with a rat, you better fight dirty!!! Ant’s here, Aaron’s gone, Ryan’s doing everything, and the aliens are BACK!!! Aliens Artifact Trivia!! Nutty alien bungalow!! We’ve got a ceasefire, remember?! Waspinator’s got nards!!! Primal’s here to do NOTHING! Primal gets a Mountain Dew EXTREME scan! That’s no moon!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moment!!! Ours is but to do and DIE!!!

SHOUT OUTS - 8:45

COCKTAIL - 10:00

ALIEN TRIVIA - 15:45

REVIEW - 37:10

REAL WORLD 1:09:30

SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:15:10

RATE THE SCHEME - 1: 20:30

ICONIC MOMENT - 1:22:50

NEXT TIME ON THE APDC - 1:23:35

Join your CG-Icons of the APDC as they review the S1, episode 24, “Before the Storm,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: The Transformers!

Accelerate to attack speed!!! Look out, he’s a terminator…too!!! Computer animation trivia!! Taste the oligarchy!! A monolith in a mountain?! Another golden disc!!! Megatron’s sentient hand!! Inferno’s ass-jet pack!!! A Predicon truce?!?! Oh, for bootin’ up cold!! Energon hot tub!! Flowers for Algorithm!! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!! You’re too slow, rusty-pants!!!

CGI TRIVIA - 2:00

SHOUT OUTS - 28:30

COCKTAIL - 29:45

REVIEW - 37:40

REAL WORLD - 1:17:00

SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:29:00

RATE THE SCHEME - 1:33:00

ICONIC MOMENT - 1:35:00

Join the bird-watching bros of the APDC as they review S1 Ep23, “Law of the Jungle,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!

Chicken Check-In!!! That INCLUDES nipples! Serial killer symposium!! New patron Wreckage!!! For the Royalty! Snowplow down below!! Quaker Oats of Peace! Tigatron, coward?! It’s all about fireworks!!! Beatles beatin’ around!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Gimme 5 margaritas!!!

15:47 - NEW PATRON!

20:50 - SHOUT OUTS

21:45 - COCKTAIL

29:00 - REVIEW

1:08:00 - IN THE REAL WORLD

1:18:00 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS

1:20:23 - RATE THE SCHEME

1:22:00 - ICONIC MOMENT

Join your elite, elevated envoy from the APDC as they cover the S1, E22, “The Low Road,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Transformers: Beast Wars!

Mystical Delights!! Don’t have any Italian Disco?! Milk and bananas!!! Will you BLOW me where the PAMPERS is?! Ryan’s got the munchies, man!! TF Con Chicago ‘25!!! Bob Forward! Wild bean vines!! Cyber-slash tail weapon!! Cakes everywhere!! Total Looney Tunes episode!!! Rhinox has energon discharge virus!! Vile corruption, festering putrescence!!! Counter-virus beer helmet!! Script Deviations! Iconic Moment!! Rate the scheme!!! It’s all a fart joke!!!

1:30 - COCKTAIL

24:00 - SHOUT OUTS

27:00 - REVIEW

1:04:20 - IN THE REAL WORLD

1:17:25 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS

1:20:30 - RATE THE SCHEME

1:22:45 - ICONIC MOMENT

Join the hilarious hacker heroes of the APDC as they review “Computer Complications,” your Joepisode from the 1986 classic animated series G.I. Joe!

Horny on Mainframe!!! It’s a Joepisode!!! Forbidden love trivia!! The salty dog!! Transportable tactical battle platforms!! These subs are everywhere!!! Zandar and Zarana intro!! Iceberg can’t wait to get back to Antarctica!! So many levels of security failure! Crazy box physics!! Eat at Joe’s!!! Zartan ruined my favorite eatin’ spot. Sit down and shut up!!! Oh…hi!!!

3:00 - FORBIDDEN ROMANCE TRIVIA

10:30 - WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?

12:23 - SHOUT OUTS

13:45 - COCKTAIL

22:40 - REVIEW

1:32:20 - IN THE REAL WORLD

1:38:15 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS

1:43:00 - RATE THE SCHEME

1:46:30 - ICONIC JOEMENT

1:52:00 - MIKE BLEED OUT STINGER!