In this episode of Turkish TV Obsessed, we discuss season 2, episode 7 of "As the Crow Flies.” Here's what we discuss:

Lale’s Big Sad Apartment Era

The episode opens on a deeply depressed Lale, who has been unceremoniously booted from her own home by Selim. (But hey, he did say it nicely, so...progress?) She finds a new apartment, moves in instantly—Turkish TV efficiency at its finest—and spends her first night alone, staring at the walls. Selim, feeling at least a little guilty for making her homeless, gives her a call to check in. The conversation is supportive and sweet, but we can’t forget: he took the house and kept the kids. The bare minimum, sir.

In her newfound independence, Lale also decides she no longer needs a driver. This would be an empowering move, except she conveniently forgets to tell the station to reassign him, leaving poor Ahmet completely jobless.

Kenan’s Petty Tour Continues

Kenan, ever the master of emotional manipulation, strolls into the office and finds Lale looking like she’d rather die than speak to him. He tries to be smug about his departure, but Lale isn’t taking the bait. Instead, she finally asks if he’s leaving to work with Gul. Rather than giving a simple “no,” he storms off like a moody teenager. We see you, Kenan. You want her to think you’re banging Gul. Classic toxic behavior.

Asli Faces Office Scandal of the Century

Our queen of chaos, Asli, is back at it, but this time, she’s the one getting played. First, the rumors about her sleeping with a married man (and possibly being pregnant) go viral. Then, her assistant—who is so devious she deserves an As the Crow Flies spinoff—turns the tables in the most unhinged way possible.

In a move worthy of an Evil Employee Hall of Fame award, the assistant pours hot cappuccino all over herself and screams bloody murder, framing Asli for assault. Immediately, everyone in the office believes it because, well…Asli has treated everyone like garbage.

Asli’s only saving grace? Our beloved Yusuf, who finds her crying and cuddles her like a true himbo king. These two are the best part of the show, no notes.

Müge's Delusions & Gul’s Ruthless Realness

Müge, fresh off being fired, pitches a TV show idea to Gul, assuming she’ll get to be the star. Gul, in peak savage form, reminds her that she does not have a face for TV and tells her to sit down. Müge, who apparently does not take rejection well, snaps and curses Gul out before running straight into Lale’s arms for comfort.

Lale, ever the naïve one, lets Müge wine and dine her into forgiveness. Müge even suggests they work together again, and Lale—ignoring every red flag imaginable—considers it.

Kenan, obviously sensing the terrible decision-making happening, freaks out. But instead of showing Lale the proof that Müge was still betraying her, he just insults her intelligence and storms off. Classic Kenan.

Enter Yusuf, MVP of the episode. Instead of screaming like an idiot, he calmly presents actual evidence that Müge is still working against Lale. And suddenly, Lale sees the light.

Lale & Asli: The Unlikely Wine Night We Deserve

Reeling from her confrontation with Kenan and finally seeing Müge for the backstabbing snake she is, Lale does what any reasonable person would: she gets drunk and wanders over to Aslı’s house.

The two women, formerly mortal enemies, sip wine and have an honest conversation about their lives falling apart. Aslı, in peak Aslı form, gleefully...