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  • RERUN OF AWKWARD PROPORTIONS! When Natalie Met Sylvia
    2025/01/09
    Oh my goodness. Have you ever wanted to magically procure a shovel and dig yourself into a deep, dark hole after a social interraction gone absolutely sideways?

    This (like all of our BS) is the true story of a woman named Natalie who was really just trying to meet a new friend.

    The ending is stuff of family legend, something that neither she (nor you) could have ever seen coming.

    So tune in, tune out, and let us accompany you on all the painful adulting required of you today.

    Please rate, review, but, most importantly, SHARE.

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    23 分
  • HOLIDAY RERUN --The Maniac Mart and Memory Lane
    2025/01/03
    When two worn-out moms get away for the weekend, they lament about the moronic times in their lives being over. That is, until they're not. We are especially enamored by this story and hope you love it as much as we do!

    🌈 Lost your Earpods?
    Procrastinating at your computer?
    Do you hate the sound of Jo's voice?
    Then you're in luck! 🍀
    All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.

    📚 Love the stories?
    👄 Have one to tell?
    ⏰ Only have three minutes?

    It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work?
    👀 Is it annoying?
    👮 Will the cops find me?

    You send us three short sentences and we give the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited.

    🍆 Want funny pics?
    Links to the latest story?
    And videos of all the things stressing us out?
    Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥

    So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90 second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams...
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    23 分
  • HOLIDAY RERUN -- When Natalie Met Sylvia
    2024/12/28
    We know we always say this... but... This one is SO GOOD!!!

    Thank you, thank you to "Natalie" for submitting this absolutely fabulous story (fabulous for us, we're sorry it happened to you 😂)

    When Natalie relocates to SF, she has to make new friends for the first time in her adult life. Does she misread this one like crazy? Or are people totally nuts? You decide!

    🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!

    🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.

    📚 Love the stories?
    👄 Have one to tell?
    ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact

    ✍️ How does it work?
    👀 Is it annoying?
    👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story?

    And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.

    Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo & Morgan
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    23 分
  • Our Weekly BS With Robin Hopkins
    2024/12/21
    Ummm... how lucky are we??? We got to chat with the coolest chick on the block! Thank you, Robin... Everyone must go and listen to the Well...Adjusting podcast. You won't regret it!!

    🌈 Lost your earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck!

    🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.
    📚 Love the stories?

    👄 Have one to tell?

    ⏰ Only have three minutes?

    It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact

    ✍️ How does it work?

    👀 Is it annoying?

    👮 Will the cops find me?

    You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is, hopefully, someone you invited. 🍆

    Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out. Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥

    So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/

    XOXO Jo & Morgan
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    26 分
  • The Victim And The Perp
    2024/12/18
    When Timothy finds out that his bank account has been emptied to zero, the Seattle police solve the case with both the victim and the perp in the room. And they know each other.

    This Episode is read by Robin Hopkins, host of the Well...Adjusting Podcast. If you are already a fan, join the club. If you are hearing about Well...Adjusting for the first time, check it out here, or wherever you get your Podcasts.

    🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice?
    Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com.
    📚 Love the stories?

    👄 Have one to tell?

    ⏰ Only have three minutes?

    It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact

    ✍️ How does it work?

    👀 Is it annoying?

    👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆

    Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.

    Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute?Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...

    xoxo Jo & Morgan

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    18 分
  • Dog Day Afternoon
    2024/12/05
    When Tina's very, very old and incontinent dog crosses the rainbow bridge, she manages to make her mark on Manhattan's transportation system in the most unlikely way possible. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo & Morgan
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    17 分
  • Thanksgiving Rerun -- Eye Of The Tiger
    2024/11/29
    Hey hey hey... How was your Thanksgiving? Maybe a little weird? A little awkward? A little, oh, all the things? Need to veg out, tune-out and digest? Ok, awesome, here we are! And this Thanksgiving story will make you feel better about all of it. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo & Morgan
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    17 分
  • RAD RERUN -- Taken... In Argentina
    2024/11/25
    This story is so personal and so meaningful and also, well, so embarassing and freaking funny. This is a loving tribute to the best friend a person could have. We miss you, Rich, and we hope, wherever you are, that you can laugh along with us. ❤️‍🩹 A massive, uncomfortably long hug to all of you who keep our bushy tails wiggling with all your fantastic and insane stories. Please, please, PLEASE keep them coming. 🌈 Lost your Earpods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com. 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Luck for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/ Sweet dreams... xoxo Jo & Morgan
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    15 分