[Contains explicit content] Dave Hill (author of Tasteful Nudes and Dave Hill Doesn't Live Here Anymore, host of The Goddamn Dave Hill Show on WFMU) could probably shred a little death metal if you asked him, but that doesn't make him an expert on death. Still, after the passing of his mother, Dave realized he would have to set some ground rules for his mom in the great hereafter, so she didn't look down from heaven to see her baby boy doing anything unseemly. Dave told the story of how he came up with those ground rules and why, with host Eugene Mirman alongside to reflect on Dave's relationship with his mother and the earthly embarrassments he'd rather she be spared from. Enjoy this sweet, funny episode of Hold On with Eugene Mirman, featuring the story that Dave originally told at Porchlight in San Francisco.

In each episode of the Audible Comedy series Hold On, host Eugene Mirman (Bob's Burgers) pauses the funny stories of comedians and performers to get the skinny behind the story. Featured and future guests include: Jim Gaffigan, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Ira Glass, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Kyle Kinane, Jonah Ray, Kumail Nanjiani, Maria Bamford, Hasan Minhaj, Karen Kilgariff, Gad Elmaleh, Caroline Rhea, Rhea Butcher, and more! Enjoy new episodes in your Audible app.