News Jams – July 16, 2025

One day’s news. One original song. Every day.

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Wall Street futures wobble as fresh tariff threats loom

Wall Street paced in anxious breath,

Futures down but not near death.

Tariff talks cloud every trade,

As earnings loom, investors fade.

Retail, energy, tech on pause,

Waiting for the Fed’s next clause.

Uncertainty is priced and thin,

A cautious dance the bulls sit in.

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EU ready to hit U.S. with €21B in tariffs

Brussels drafts a counter-blow,

Twenty-one billion set to go.

Steel, gas, and jeans in sight,

A measured threat, a quiet fight.

Italy warns the pressure builds,

And ECB must soften yields.

August looms, the tariffs stall,

But every warning’s now a call.

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Vote-a-rama underway on Trump’s funding clawbacks

A budget clawback late-night ride,

Vote-a-rama on Trump’s side.

Senate floor runs bill by bill,

Funds and programs set to chill.

Education, health care, rail,

Every cut draws protest wails.

Trump’s grip strong, the gavel slams,

As spending shrinks by MAGA hands.

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Trump pushes voter fraud claims again

No evidence, but same old song,

Trump repeats what’s proven wrong.

Election lies in rally air,

Feeding doubt that isn’t there.

Georgia, Arizona, spinning tales,

While legal filings leave thin trails.

He stokes the fire, fans mistrust,

In courts of fear, not courts of just.

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DOJ weighs Trump–Epstein connection

New whispers from a sealed report,

DOJ eyes a private port.

Trump and Epstein’s paths entwined,

Were favors traded, funds combined?

Justice asks with tempered tread,

What’s rumor smoke, and what’s widespread?

The files remain behind closed doors,

But pressure mounts on legal floors.

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[Chorus – Global Tensions Tighten]

Currency falls, alliances snap,

Trade wars written on old maps.

From senate floors to trading pits,

The world holds breath and market fits.

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[Outro – July 16 Recap]

From finance nerves to legal probes,

From global trade to Senate votes.

This was the spin of a day alive—

July sixteen, twenty twenty-five.

Markets waver, leaders press,

And democracy walks under stress.

We sing the facts, not fiction’s call,

To make some sense of it all.

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Written and recorded with AI tools. All facts sourced from publications linked above.